Not that I disagree but, "officially"?

Love it when people argue that it takes 45 minutes to fly from Y to X. 45 minutes is roughly the time your plane is airborne. The whole process takes 3-5 hours door to door.

This makes me so happy. Based customer.

edit: sadly it wasn't like the original post made it sound like:

Code wasn't accepted. He copy/pasted his [fake, hallucinated by AI] code into the order comments section when he paid his deposit. He demanded the figures be adjusted for his discount code.

Bummer

hire carpenter

they don't want to fix my carpets

???????

The "balcony" bit isn't the defining characteristic, it shouldn't be taken literally. Some people do have their "balcony solar power" on their roofs.

What defines it is limitation to 800 W and inverters that come with a normal Euro Type F ("Schuko") plug and no legal requirement for professional installation. A layman can literally plug it in to an existing wall socket. Given that they are capped at 800 Watts, the inverters are also the simplest type and dirt cheap (although often they are literally just software-capped and identical to higher power ones, make of that what you will). Complete systems (2 panels, cabling, inverter) cost between 299€ and 800€ depending on quality. You genuinely only have to buy a fixture that suits your needs and a mate to help you install it.

Proper several-Kilowatt-systems are very expensive in Germany too.

As they should, if it's not to the same person

I'm dying at the thought of that frog frantically ribbiting every time it's exposed to that inexplicable reoccurring acceleration in its otherwise peaceful pond

While I support the initiative, this

Both WhatsApp and Signal have faced cybersecurity challenges in recent weeks.

statement is disingenuous, or at the very least misinformed. The recent cyber security news that involved Signal was an iOS security flaw (or backdoor) and it was merely incidental that Signal was used. Any other messaging platform with any level of security and encryption would be equally vulnerable to the phone storing your notifications unencrypted somewhere on the device.

Für mich muss es (zunächst) nicht zwingend genau so gut sein. Nicht PayPal oder Apple/Google Pay sein ist schon ein fetter Bonus.

So, ticks all the boxes to be a conservative role model

Ich habe echt lange nach Unterschieden in den Etiketten und Deckelaufdrücken gesucht, bis ich verstanden habe, dass du orientieren meintest, nicht sortieren.

Galigrü, Sprach-Monk

If it's an elevator 1+1 may even be 4.

As an expert on this subject it is my obligation to point out that on the flip side it also takes 10-90 minutes off your valuable sleep time.

Today I feel environmentally conscious

I'm pretty sure my country's then-leader was very interested but was fobbed off with a deal for cheap Russian gas, subsequently growing our industry almost fully dependent on that discounted energy. Great deal, Angela. Well done.

I mean, is it even shipping?

This would never work.

Source: I have tried

'whoops I lied about this.'

And frankly even that is not a credible statement if you had to change your prompt 11 times to get it lmao. It's all bullshit unless you already know the facts around your answer.

Funny how there's always a completely moot discussion about wiping techniques or bidets when the real issue with people having to wipe 20 times is almost always diet.

If you think that's bullshit go ahead and buy a small (for testing) pack of psyllium husk, consume two table spoons a day (in water or on top of a meal) and witness yourself becoming One-Sheet-Shane on the throne in 3 days.

Why use a device that is specifically designed not to track other people and has countermeasures built in to warn them..