Anon tries dating apps

24 days ago by 🍹Early to RISA 🧉 to c/greentext

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Sparrow_1029 40 points 24 days ago

Years ago, a friend of mine once had: "Seeking partner skilled in armed combat for the coming apocalypse. Must not be averse to cannibalism" as their bio.

Got 'em a couple DMs I think

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solidheron 6 points 24 days ago

Yeah that sounds like a fun person

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