Anon orders food

21 days ago by 🍹Early to RISA 🧉 to c/greentext

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TheFerrango 81 points 21 days ago

Pizza shop is 4 minutes away

Orders delivery

Joke’s on OP

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nullspace 45 points 21 days ago

Ordering a personal taxi for your food instead of walking a few blocks is peak American.

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abysmalpoptart 39 points 21 days ago

To be fair, typically in America (outside of major cities and certain planned neighborhoods), 4 minutes away implies by car. Even if driving only 20mph (unlikely), the pizza shop would be a minimum 1.3 miles away, which would be more like a 30+ minute walk for a pizza.

On top of that, there's almost no safe walking paths by design. You would likely have to traverse major roads with no sidewalks, crosswalks, or even pedestrian stop lights.

It's an unfortunate design that many are stuck with.

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