Anon orders food

21 days ago by 🍹Early to RISA 🧉 to c/greentext

arctanthrope 86 points 21 days ago

if an 8 minute round trip saves you $15, then you're essentially paying yourself $112.50/hr to be your own delivery driver

path: 0 25032011, hotness: undefined, score: 86, children: 4
Alcoholicorn 28 points 21 days ago

And yet the delivery driver makes fuckall.

path: 0 25032011 25033275, hotness: undefined, score: 28, children: 1
jballs 14 points 21 days ago

That's the part that's criminal about delivery fees not going to the driver. My nephew used to deliver for a pizza place but then switched to Uber Eats after his pizza company outsourced and fired all the drivers.

People place orders and see that they're paying a delivery fee, a service fee, and a higher menu price than ordering in the store and then think that they don't need to tip much (if anything) because surely that money is going to the driver doing the actual work and deliverying the food.

But nope, the driver gets paid very little for taking an order. The tip is the vast majority of their salary. My nephew will show me screenshots of orders that he gets that will be like "drive 10 miles to pickup the order, then 5 miles to picked the second piece of the order, then 10 miles to deliver it - for $2.00."

What's worse is that since companies have figured out they can hide this from consumers and get away with it, they've expanded to stuff like "same day delivery" from retail stores. Customers think "same day delivery" is the equivalent to an item being shipped, so would never consider tipping. But it turns out those services are also going through delivery drivers like Uber Eats, meaning someone will pick up a retail order in their own car and get paid next to nothing without tips (which most people don't even think to pay).

Tipping in lieu of salary is a scam.

path: 0 25032011 25033275 25038878, hotness: undefined, score: 14, children: 0
Ice 20 points 21 days ago

Yeah that's some pretty insane cost/benefit for time.

It's one of those things I like doing to encourage myself to do things. "OK so if I do this thing by myself, what am I 'getting paid'?"

...and then I compare that to the number of hours I'd have to work to earn the same amount of money (after taxes).

path: 0 25032011 25032627, hotness: undefined, score: 20, children: 1
red_bull_of_juarez 5 points 21 days ago

That's something my father taught me. Always consider what your time is worth. Invest 2 hours just to save 8 Euro? Not a great deal for most people.

path: 0 25032011 25032627 25033633, hotness: undefined, score: 5, children: 0
TheFerrango 81 points 21 days ago

Pizza shop is 4 minutes away

Orders delivery

Joke’s on OP

path: 0 25034690, hotness: undefined, score: 81, children: 30
nullspace 45 points 21 days ago

Ordering a personal taxi for your food instead of walking a few blocks is peak American.

path: 0 25034690 25036942, hotness: undefined, score: 45, children: 29
abysmalpoptart 39 points 21 days ago

To be fair, typically in America (outside of major cities and certain planned neighborhoods), 4 minutes away implies by car. Even if driving only 20mph (unlikely), the pizza shop would be a minimum 1.3 miles away, which would be more like a 30+ minute walk for a pizza.

On top of that, there's almost no safe walking paths by design. You would likely have to traverse major roads with no sidewalks, crosswalks, or even pedestrian stop lights.

It's an unfortunate design that many are stuck with.

path: 0 25034690 25036942 25038914, hotness: undefined, score: 39, children: 0
HCSOThrowaway 22 points 21 days ago

Unironically, yes.

It doesn't occur to most Americans to walk a bit instead of drive.

This is exacerbated by the design of American neighborhoods that discourages walking and encourages driving, which of course becomes a feedback loop where Americans don't walk because their neighborhoods aren't designed for it - or worse - designed against it, and so our neighborhoods are designed for people who don't walk, etc.

path: 0 25034690 25036942 25037326, hotness: undefined, score: 22, children: 13
TubularTittyFrog 0 points 21 days ago

don't worry. tons of folks who live in the inner city where it's easily walkable still get delivery from the place 4 blocks away.

or better let, like my neighbors, they get a single coffee delivered from the coffee shop 2 blocks away. because they want to 'spoil' themselves. then they complain about how they can't afford rent and the COL is so high and they are so poor.

and they tell me I'm an privileged ableist asshole when i suggest maybe they could walk to the coffee shop like i do.

because you know, not being a stupid lazy idiot who is terrible with money is a form of ableism, or something now.

btw this is the same neighbor who works a 5 minute walk away, but drives to their workplace everyday and complains about the cost of gas.

also their parents have $100K cars... and they used to mouth off about difficult their life was growing up compared to mine... right.

path: 0 25034690 25036942 25037326 25038546, hotness: undefined, score: 0, children: 12
chuckleslord 14 points 21 days ago

Yeah, man. The people surviving the horrors are definitely fully to blame for their survival choices related to said horrors, and not the fuckers responsible for said horrors. You got a good eye on you. You're middle management material if I've ever seen it

/s

path: 0 25034690 25036942 25037326 25038546 25039294, hotness: undefined, score: 14, children: 0
HCSOThrowaway 7 points 21 days ago

Your anecdote doesn't change anything I said, nor my opinion.

If anything you biased me against what you're trying to push with your lazy writing style, which is ironic given you criticize what you see as laziness in others.

path: 0 25034690 25036942 25037326 25038546 25040251, hotness: undefined, score: 7, children: 9
mnemonicmonkeys 4 points 20 days ago

This reeks of "millenials and their avocado toast" energy

path: 0 25034690 25036942 25037326 25038546 25045897, hotness: undefined, score: 4, children: 0
LodeMike 6 points 21 days ago

4 minutes is 2 miles.

path: 0 25034690 25036942 25039921, hotness: undefined, score: 6, children: 2
AnUnusualRelic 8 points 21 days ago

You walk at a brisk pace!

path: 0 25034690 25036942 25039921 25039982, hotness: undefined, score: 8, children: 0
lessthanluigi 2 points 19 days ago

Walking 30mph

path: 0 25034690 25036942 25039921 25061276, hotness: undefined, score: 2, children: 0
dil 4 points 20 days ago

It was cheaper and faster to doordash a restaurant quite literally across the street in college, I tested it a few times when my friends would go to buy food there and mine would come like 10 minutes before they got back. Literally across the street, like a 1 minute walk max.

path: 0 25034690 25036942 25042004, hotness: undefined, score: 4, children: 1
some_kind_of_guy 4 points 20 days ago

That sounds like the before days. These days, they profit the fuck out of us. Kids in college now know no different. Fuck these types of businesses

path: 0 25034690 25036942 25042004 25044218, hotness: undefined, score: 4, children: 0
TubularTittyFrog 3 points 21 days ago

what's peak American is the fact you think you are better than the delivery driver, even if you make less than them.

i think for many people, even who can't really afford food delivery, it's a social flex that 'at least i am not delivering pizzas and i'm the one getting them delivered'.

people love their social hierarchicies based on employment roles.

path: 0 25034690 25036942 25038510, hotness: undefined, score: 3, children: 8
nullspace 4 points 21 days ago

I'ma need you to connect the dots for me on this one dawg.

path: 0 25034690 25036942 25038510 25038577, hotness: undefined, score: 4, children: 7
TubularTittyFrog -1 points 21 days ago

people love to look down on other people. and ordering delivery is one way they get to do that.

path: 0 25034690 25036942 25038510 25038577 25038640, hotness: undefined, score: -1, children: 6
daggermoon 38 points 21 days ago

If it's 4 minutes away why not walk? The fuck?

path: 0 25031366, hotness: undefined, score: 38, children: 3
Zorcron 63 points 21 days ago

They probably mean a 4 minute drive, which would be like a 30 minute walk, assuming you can cross the 6-lane monstrosity of a road that the pizza place is on without being smushed by a lifted F-250.

path: 0 25031366 25031598, hotness: undefined, score: 63, children: 2
altkey 4 points 21 days ago

Or half a mile if you have a couple junctions with red lights ahead, like around the block. Anon could've been living in a flat over said pizza joint for all we know. Or they are just a liar, who also have a crush on delivery driver, so they order pizza to see them again.

path: 0 25031366 25031598 25033181, hotness: undefined, score: 4, children: 1
TubularTittyFrog 2 points 20 days ago

I never had a hot delivery driver.

they should let you pay an extra fee for hot delivery drivers only. would def boost revenue.

path: 0 25031366 25031598 25033181 25042366, hotness: undefined, score: 2, children: 0
Bad_Ideas_In_Bulk 22 points 21 days ago

While there is nutrition value to some bugs, most grasses pass undigested through the human gut. We are not ruminants Also if you leave bugs for a chicken to eat, you can have eggs instead.

path: 0 25032232, hotness: undefined, score: 22, children: 7
ryannathans 6 points 21 days ago

Don't mention keeping chickens on Lemmy, you'll get some vegan telling you how unethical it is to have a chicken and eat its eggs

path: 0 25032232 25032458, hotness: undefined, score: 6, children: 6
whyNotSquirrel 18 points 21 days ago

eating bugs isn't vegan neither tho

path: 0 25032232 25032458 25032785, hotness: undefined, score: 18, children: 0
Bad_Ideas_In_Bulk 3 points 21 days ago

It's not possible to live according to the morals of everyone else. They're mutually contradictory with each other for one thing lol. I'm at peace with the idea that other people won't always agree with me.

path: 0 25032232 25032458 25040325, hotness: undefined, score: 3, children: 0
Trampampoline -3 points 21 days ago

No more than it is to have a pet cat and give away its 6-8 week old children to strangers by force.

path: 0 25032232 25032458 25033042, hotness: undefined, score: -3, children: 3
alsimoneau 15 points 21 days ago

sigh

Eggs aren't babies, they're periods.

path: 0 25032232 25032458 25033042 25034529, hotness: undefined, score: 15, children: 2
nsrxn -3 points 21 days ago

chickens don't menstruate

path: 0 25032232 25032458 25033042 25034529 25034892, hotness: undefined, score: -3, children: 1
Nurse_Robot 22 points 21 days ago

It's remarkable how much people will complain about delivery fees and refuse to cook themselves, or even go out and buy premade food

path: 0 25032403, hotness: undefined, score: 22, children: 13
ddplf 3 points 21 days ago

I don't usually buy premade food in the supermarkets, but when I do - I'm super picky. The thing about them is that even the best meals I can find have too much salt. The ingredients are fine, it's really not hard to get meals that aren't superprocessed for cheap, but the macros are always off.

<2 grams of salt per serving is what I find unusually few in premade meals, and it's still an awful lot compared to what I'm personally adding when I cook.

path: 0 25032403 25033689, hotness: undefined, score: 3, children: 3
protist 4 points 21 days ago

People who are used to eating that much salt just don't even notice when good is way too salty. I grew up eating whatever processed shit was put in front of me, but after reducing my salt and sugar intake years ago, I'm now acutely sensitive to food when it's too salty or sweet, which is a serious departure from my tastes when I was young

path: 0 25032403 25033689 25034111, hotness: undefined, score: 4, children: 1
Buddahriffic 1 point 20 days ago

Yeah, it's a bit of a double edged sword. On the one hand, you're less likely to binge on food you find too salty or sweet, but on the other hand, it's harder to find a treat you'll actually enjoy when you do indulge.

path: 0 25032403 25033689 25034111 25044097, hotness: undefined, score: 1, children: 0
TubularTittyFrog 2 points 20 days ago

salt tastes good

path: 0 25032403 25033689 25042346, hotness: undefined, score: 2, children: 0
TubularTittyFrog -1 points 21 days ago

they are lazy and entitled.

and they think people who cook are assholes.

very few people i meet cook on a daily basis. almost everyone where i live is doordashing or doing delivery mealboxes or getting pre-made stuff from the grocery store. and constantly complaining how broke they are.

like anytime i go on a date the past few years, and say i like to cook, it's fun. the other person thinks i'm mentally ill or some kind of elitist asshole for saying that.

path: 0 25032403 25038358, hotness: undefined, score: -1, children: 8
whereitsat 2 points 21 days ago

has nothing to do with being lazy or entitled.

despite all the rugged individualist propaganda, the anti-intellectualism of our culture hinders anyone from attempting anything new and we act like anyone who does is some kind of wizard or supergenius; like with everything else, we act like cooking a decent meal with flavor is best left to the experts.

you can go on youtube--a platform where thousands of expert chefs are spilling their secrets in an easy to follow, step-by-step manner--and easily learn to cook decent food.

but people don't. just like they don't learn how to do basic tech shit, like install an OS.

path: 0 25032403 25038358 25038687, hotness: undefined, score: 2, children: 7
TubularTittyFrog 0 points 21 days ago

right, everyone is just helpless victims who lack any/all agency for their own choices.

and that isn't a choice they make at all...

path: 0 25032403 25038358 25038687 25038703, hotness: undefined, score: 0, children: 6
Alcoholicorn 3 points 21 days ago

It's not useful to look at a systemic problem and go "Well obviously those are just dumb bad no good individuals and nothing can be done".

path: 0 25032403 25038358 25038687 25038703 25040018, hotness: undefined, score: 3, children: 5
Lodespawn 22 points 21 days ago

I assume op just burned and extra $5 for fun as part of this whole interaction..

path: 0 25031587, hotness: undefined, score: 22, children: 8
SubArcticTundra 10 points 21 days ago

Tax.

path: 0 25031587 25032560, hotness: undefined, score: 10, children: 6
Rawrosaurus 5 points 21 days ago

Is that not already included in the price in the US? I don't live in the US, this is a genuine question.

path: 0 25031587 25032560 25032592, hotness: undefined, score: 5, children: 5
iknewitwhenisawit 6 points 21 days ago

Tax is not included in listed prices in the USA.

It's infuriating.

The state that I lived in there had a tax at restaurants. Each town was allowed to add up to a percent to that. Some did 0%, some 0.5% some 1%. Also, alcohol was taxed at a different rate.

So basically you had no idea what the actual cost for food would be when you ordered.

path: 0 25031587 25032560 25032592 25033282, hotness: undefined, score: 6, children: 0
vaionko 3 points 21 days ago

I think not, even the prices in grocery store don't include VAT. It seems absurd to me

path: 0 25031587 25032560 25032592 25034138, hotness: undefined, score: 3, children: 0
TubularTittyFrog 3 points 20 days ago

taxes are almost never included in prices in the USA.

they are added on at the time of sale.

we do not have VAT. we have sales taxes. and those sales taxes are different in every city, and sometimes town/state.

and the items that are taxed are also different in every state, and sometimes city/town.

additionally some places have meal taxes, specifically for pre-made and restaurant food.

and many restaurants charge service fees now.

in my city, you would typically pay 7% tax, 2% fee, and 20% tip all added on top of the menu price.

which is why when I get a hamburger and a beer, and it's $30 on the menu, I actually pay $40 or more.

path: 0 25031587 25032560 25032592 25042003, hotness: undefined, score: 3, children: 2
Rawrosaurus 2 points 20 days ago

That sounds insanely frustrating to deal with.

path: 0 25031587 25032560 25032592 25042003 25042223, hotness: undefined, score: 2, children: 1
sepiroth154 4 points 21 days ago

He used coins as extra topping.

path: 0 25031587 25033303, hotness: undefined, score: 4, children: 0
protist 18 points 21 days ago

$10 + $7 + $2 or $3 = $19 or $20. Sales tax would be less than a dollar. Anon's unhealthy lifestyle is causing cognitive decline

path: 0 25034194, hotness: undefined, score: 18, children: 4
tmyakal 9 points 21 days ago

sales tax would be less than a dollar

Entirely locality dependent. Where I live, tax on a $20 tab would be a little under $2. I know there's some municipalities where it'd be as high as $2.40.

So, sure, technically still not $25, but once you need more than a $20 bill, it's not obscene to round up to the nearest $5.

path: 0 25034194 25036399, hotness: undefined, score: 9, children: 1
protist 4 points 21 days ago

Where I'm at, I'm pretty sure sales taxes aren't assessed on the fees, only on the product

path: 0 25034194 25036399 25036681, hotness: undefined, score: 4, children: 0
bequirtle 6 points 21 days ago

you see, the delivery fee is $7, but then you also have to pay $5 in "other fees", whatever that means

path: 0 25034194 25038084, hotness: undefined, score: 6, children: 1
Whats_your_reasoning 2 points 21 days ago

Probably an “online convenience fee,” as if it’s more work to have an order print up at the restaurant than to make someone there take a phone call.

path: 0 25034194 25038084 25040028, hotness: undefined, score: 2, children: 0
SkunkWorkz 13 points 21 days ago

Many Americans don’t have healthy grass if they have grass in the first place. In many places in the US keeping a pristine grass yard requires a shit ton of human intervention, which means fertilizers and a ton of chemicals. Since grass isn’t native to those areas.

path: 0 25033763, hotness: undefined, score: 13, children: 4
Eyekaytee 10 points 21 days ago

honestly the way some of you talk about America you make it seem like Ethiopia

path: 0 25033763 25034882, hotness: undefined, score: 10, children: 1
TubularTittyFrog 2 points 20 days ago

because people have no perspective on anything anymore let alone any connection to physical reality.

they just consumer hyperbolic nonsense on the internet and regurgitate it for the likes. and then like... then bring that shit into the real world. which is the scariest part.

and if you like try to converse with them, they just call you names and tell you how offensive you are if you like, cite a GDP PP number. Or they would clap back and be like the 7.5% growth rate in Ethopia last year compared to the USA 2% means ethopia is a economic paradise and americans should immigrate there.

path: 0 25033763 25034882 25042244, hotness: undefined, score: 2, children: 0
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 1 point 21 days ago

where isn't grass native? are you referring specifically to their lawns? because like, even our deserts here have grass.

path: 0 25033763 25037113, hotness: undefined, score: 1, children: 1
SkunkWorkz 3 points 20 days ago

Yeah I mean lawn grass. Most people don’t use native species.

path: 0 25033763 25037113 25045107, hotness: undefined, score: 3, children: 0
Eyekaytee 11 points 21 days ago

People in Australia are literally like the OP and then say there's a cost of living crisis unironically

path: 0 25031165, hotness: undefined, score: 11, children: 24
Alcoholicorn 15 points 21 days ago

Right? If they didn't order 25 dollar avocado toast every day, they'd be able to afford a house by the time they're 70.

path: 0 25031165 25031782, hotness: undefined, score: 15, children: 11
Eyekaytee 0 points 21 days ago

If you weren't spending $25k per year on obscene uber eats take away fee's you could have a deposit in 3-5 years

path: 0 25031165 25031782 25032712, hotness: undefined, score: 0, children: 10
Alcoholicorn 6 points 21 days ago

Nobody is spending 25K per year on uber eats pizza.

path: 0 25031165 25031782 25032712 25033155, hotness: undefined, score: 6, children: 9
Onomatopoeia 3 points 21 days ago

I have a family member doing just that.

So yea, it's out there.

path: 0 25031165 25031782 25032712 25033155 25035671, hotness: undefined, score: 3, children: 0
altkey 2 points 21 days ago

Well, about that ...

path: 0 25031165 25031782 25032712 25033155 25033195, hotness: undefined, score: 2, children: 2
Eyekaytee 2 points 21 days ago

https://www.statista.com/...

according to this the median hourly wage is $20 in 2024, so it would take the median worker 1.25 hours to afford this overpriced pizza

if he picked it up instead of relying on delivery he could get it for $10, which is 30 minutes work

average worker does 8.4 hours of work per day

i think this all might be a bit hyperbolic 😅

path: 0 25031165 25031782 25032712 25033155 25034821, hotness: undefined, score: 2, children: 2
TubularTittyFrog 2 points 21 days ago

they are.

i had several exes who spend $1000 a month on delivery food. and that was 10 years ago. today that would be easily 2-3K a month for the same volume of food.

and if you confront them about it, they tell you to fuck yourself, if you really cared you'd just pay the bill for them and help them, instead of 'attacking and criticizing' them by pointing out if you make 2-3K a month, spending most of your income on food isn't really a smart move.

path: 0 25031165 25031782 25032712 25033155 25038420, hotness: undefined, score: 2, children: 0
hOrni 0 points 21 days ago

How much detached from reality is this guy. Is he a CEO or something?

path: 0 25031165 25031782 25032712 25033155 25033211, hotness: undefined, score: 0, children: 0
hOrni 5 points 21 days ago

Imagine this. People should be able to afford delivery pizza.

path: 0 25031165 25031816, hotness: undefined, score: 5, children: 11
Eyekaytee 10 points 21 days ago

I mean you can but back in the olden days (the 90's) take away pizza was a treat not dinner every night and before the 90's going out to a restaurant was a treat there was no delivery

He's also 4 minutes away from the pizza shop, just go out and pick it up ya fatty

path: 0 25031165 25031816 25032676, hotness: undefined, score: 10, children: 10
Alcoholicorn -1 points 21 days ago

Things don't have to be that bad. Here in vietnam you can get a bahn mi or soup for 75 cents to 2 dollars, people who make way less than you do eat out every single day and still manage to save money.

The problem isn't that people want to pay someone else to make or deliver food, the problem is that it's all insanely overpriced because capitalism.

path: 0 25031165 25031816 25032676 25033234, hotness: undefined, score: -1, children: 4
Eyekaytee 3 points 21 days ago

the problem is that it’s all insanely overpriced because capitalism.

You think Vietnam has cheap food because it’s not capitalism?

path: 0 25031165 25031816 25032676 25033234 25034666, hotness: undefined, score: 3, children: 3
hOrni -3 points 21 days ago

Are you a CEO or something? You're so detached from reality. Are all your memories based on sitcoms from 1992? Ya been at a grocery store lately? Seen the prices there? Exactly when do You think delivery was invented?

path: 0 25031165 25031816 25032676 25033249, hotness: undefined, score: -3, children: 4
Eyekaytee 4 points 21 days ago

What does grocery store prices have to do with a fat fuck ordering pizza delivery on uber eats from a pizza shop 4 minutes away?

path: 0 25031165 25031816 25032676 25033249 25034731, hotness: undefined, score: 4, children: 3
Kolanaki 10 points 21 days ago

Second anon is an illuminati lizard person shill tryna get people to eat bugs.

path: 0 25040368, hotness: undefined, score: 10, children: 0
moopet 8 points 20 days ago

This post has literally inspired me to order a pizza for my lunch today rather than open the fridge.

path: 0 25053256, hotness: undefined, score: 8, children: 1
TubularTittyFrog 3 points 20 days ago

congratulations!

path: 0 25053256 25054195, hotness: undefined, score: 3, children: 0
UltraGiGaGigantic 7 points 21 days ago

Frozen

Pizza

path: 0 25033129, hotness: undefined, score: 7, children: 3
iknewitwhenisawit 5 points 21 days ago

I don't know if they deliver to the USA, but this electric pizza cooker is amazing:

https://a.aliexpress.com/_EHPM5iA

It gets twice as hot as a normal oven in a few minutes and makes amazing pizza. You can buy dough, pizza sauce, and shredded cheese - or make all of these from scratch very easily.

It doesn't take a lot of space. My rough estimate is that it uses the same electricity as cooking pizza in an oven.

If you're spending $25 on pizza then it will quickly pay for itself.

One downside is that it does take some space, so if you're in a really cramped living environment (dorm room, Manhattan apartment) then you might not have room. Also, you may end up eating a lot more pizza than you should...

path: 0 25033129 25033349, hotness: undefined, score: 5, children: 0
altkey 3 points 21 days ago

no

path: 0 25033129 25033145, hotness: undefined, score: 3, children: 1
UltraGiGaGigantic 1 point 18 days ago

Your body, your choice.

path: 0 25033129 25033145 25084826, hotness: undefined, score: 1, children: 0
DonkeyStar 5 points 21 days ago

One of the food delivery apps labeled something “long distance delivery” at five miles. I could walk that. I didn’t, but I certainly didn’t pay someone else to drive it.

path: 0 25032908, hotness: undefined, score: 5, children: 1
ddplf 4 points 21 days ago

No wonder if you're living in a metropolitarian area, 5 miles is quite hefty in big cities

path: 0 25032908 25033712, hotness: undefined, score: 4, children: 0
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 2 points 21 days ago

i mean you joke but fried cicadas aren't half bad

path: 0 25037093, hotness: undefined, score: 2, children: 0
Mwa 2 points 20 days ago

There are delivery apps the delivery Fee is lower based on how near the restaurant is.

path: 0 25054372, hotness: undefined, score: 2, children: 0
greentext
greentext

@sh.itjust.works

login for more options
8635
1998
4411

This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

  • Anon is often crazy.
  • Anon is often depressed.
  • Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

go to feed...