Anon institutes the draft

17 days ago by 🍹Early to RISA 🧉 to c/greentext

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MapleFawn 66 points 17 days ago

Pretty sure the Hamster would be fine, didn’t Kurzgesagt have a video on this kinda stuff where they tossed a mouse of a skyscraper but due to the mass and size of the mouse it doesn’t reach a speed in which it dies on impact?

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Kazumara 42 points 17 days ago

Hamsters are way heavier, around 150g, unless we're talking pups or dwarf breeds. That's around 6 - 10 times the weight of a mouse.

And they are a more compact shape with stubby legs and tails, which I imagine has negative implications for terminal velocity.

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speakupattheback 1 point 16 days ago

There's only one way to settle this

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