Anon gets pumped

13 days ago by 🍹Early to RISA 🧉 to c/greentext

rustyfish 37 points 13 days ago

You guys make eye contact in the gym?

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Gullible 12 points 13 days ago

Only when I’m trying to get or give away some brotein shake

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zaphod 11 points 13 days ago

Is that a euphemism for a brojob?

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Cypher 7 points 13 days ago

Only when I’m at the urinal

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Lushed_Lungfish 1 point 12 days ago

Only with my fellow dudes.

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gedfromgont 34 points 13 days ago

The smile of gorl

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ickplant 10 points 13 days ago

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ddplf 22 points 13 days ago

The gal's a real player and she predicts he'd be a 10 if he lost some weight

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Viceversa 5 points 12 days ago

Ten? 5'6 ?

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ddplf 3 points 12 days ago

Hell yeah!

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DollyDuller 14 points 13 days ago

You guys go to the gym?

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knobpolisher -1 points 12 days ago

This is slop

Not the AI kind

Can we not

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Rampsquatch 15 points 12 days ago

This is a greentext community, what do you expect? A Doctoral Thesis?

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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

go to feed...