Smorty 22 points 2 months ago

ooh, that's exciting!

hmmmmm

cd ~
ls ../
echo "--------"
tree
sudo dnf install supertuxkart
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yogurtwrong 18 points 2 months ago

yaay super tux kart

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GalacticSushi 12 points 2 months ago

Step 1: install the essentials

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Smorty 9 points 2 months ago

I'm honestly more interested in their username and what stuff is there to find. maybe its not fresh anymore

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yetAnotherUser 19 points 2 months ago

yes > no

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yogurtwrong 18 points 2 months ago

Since it is BTRFS, even though GNU yes is working at a glorious 3GiB/s speed, disk is only slowly filling up. In the last 15 minutes, 25 whole gigabytes were wasted.

10 GiB has been filled on the host disk since it goes BTRFS -> QCOW -> BTRFS and all of that has compression individually.

Host now constantly thermal throttles due to 3 instances of disk compression running in parallel under full blast.

glorious

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yogurtwrong 13 points 2 months ago

It's been 22 minutes and disk utilization is 35GiB

size of the file no is 865.2 GiB

my host fs will need a good scrub after this

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yogurtwrong 20 points 2 months ago

UPDATE

your command was interrupted by sudo shutdown +60 set up an hour ago by @PinkiePieYay2707@pawb.social

It reached a maximum of 60GiB disk utilization. Size of the file no is 2.6 TB

Modern linux filesystems are amazing

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SeventySeven 8 points 2 months ago

This is such a cool idea for a thread, im new to linux so this is all a good lesson for me on what not to do on my linux install lmao

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SubArcticTundra 6 points 2 months ago

This is the sort of shit I was expecting to happen eventually

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riwo 19 points 2 months ago
sudo dnf install cmatrix
cmatrix

matrix time

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yogurtwrong 22 points 2 months ago

runs at 3 fps thanks to some of you fuckers

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PinkiePieYay2707 18 points 2 months ago

let's add a little time limit to this sudo shutdown +60

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yogurtwrong 21 points 2 months ago

the bomb has been planted

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owl 5 points 2 months ago

sudo shutdown -c

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certified_expert 6 points 2 months ago

CTs win

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riwo 16 points 2 months ago

also u are gay now >:3

sudo dnf install hyfetch
hyfetch
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yogurtwrong 14 points 2 months ago

oh no the communally developed free operating system went socialist, woke and gay... who would've guessed???

it must be because of systemd redhat and lennart poettering

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hildegarde 14 points 2 months ago
hyfetch -p transgender --test-distro arch

u use arch btw also now it's even more gay

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yogurtwrong 8 points 2 months ago

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scottmeme 14 points 2 months ago

:(){ :|:& };:

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yogurtwrong 21 points 2 months ago

cpu usage went up a little. nothing much

fork bombs are not that dangerous on modern linux

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scottmeme 8 points 2 months ago

Do you want me to make a more dangerous one? 😁

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caseyweederman 4 points 2 months ago

yes please

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scottmeme 2 points 2 months ago path: 0 25244241 25244283 25261879 25266046 25301885, hotness: undefined, score: 2, children: 0
paris 14 points 2 months ago
~ $ apt-get install steam
# command not found: apt-get
~ $ pacman -Syu steam
# command not found: pacman
~ $ apk add steam
# command not found: apk
~ $ flatpak install com.valvesoftware.Steam
# command not found: flatpak
~ $ dnf5 install steam
~ $ FINALLY
# command not found: FINALLY
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yogurtwrong 2 points 2 months ago

fedora has flatpak preinstalled and dnf did not run without sudo. but i got steam now

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Marty_TF 14 points 2 months ago

gotta remove the french localization from the entire system, it's just bloatware

cd /
sudo rm -fr .
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yogurtwrong 10 points 2 months ago

your evil plans FAILED!!! MUHAHAHAHA

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Exec 2 points 2 months ago

gotta remove the french localization from the entire system, it’s just bloatware

Don't forget to remove the language roots!

sudo rm -fr / --no-preserve-root

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eth0slash0 12 points 2 months ago

telnet towel.blinkenlights.nl

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yogurtwrong 14 points 2 months ago

most commands need to complete so i gotta watch it all

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owl 12 points 2 months ago

touch /woman

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exu 12 points 2 months ago

You get a shell for the 90s finally

sudo dnf install fish
chsh -s /usr/bin/fish
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yogurtwrong 5 points 2 months ago

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SubArcticTundra 5 points 2 months ago path: 0 25242494 25244288, hotness: undefined, score: 5, children: 3
rozlav 3 points 2 months ago path: 0 25242494 25244288 25249576, hotness: undefined, score: 3, children: 0
protogen420 3 points 2 months ago

thats the only shell I hate

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LegoBrickOnFire 2 points 2 months ago

We need nutshell, for a shell that can be explained in a nutshell :3

( hope it wasn't already the joke and I missed it)

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viertesauge 11 points 2 months ago

sudo shutdown now

go to bed sleepyhead

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yogurtwrong 7 points 2 months ago

sudo shutdown now

System shut down and an invisible time traveller booted it back up to save the world.

Unfortunately though, this means towel.blinkenlights.nl is not playing anymore. A small sacrifice for the future of humanity

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NotSteve_ 9 points 2 months ago
```console
sudo dnf install docker-ce docker-ce-cli containerd.io docker-buildx-plugin docker-compose-plugin && sudo systemctl enable --now docker && sudo docker run -d --name vintagestory \
    -p 42420:42420/tcp \
    -p 42420:42420/udp \
    -v ./data:/vintagestory/data \
    zsuatem/vintagestory:latest

Now if you could just port forward port 42420 and share your public IP, i'd like to play some Vintage Story please, thank you 🙂

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fullsquare 9 points 2 months ago

sudo dnf install thefuck

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yogurtwrong 11 points 2 months ago

Dependency hell NOOOOOO!!! FUUUUUUUUUCCCKKKKKK

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fullsquare 8 points 2 months ago

add this line

thefuck --alias | source

to config.fish

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yogurtwrong 4 points 2 months ago

Still broken unfortunately, shell now prints this on startup

Traceback (most recent call last):
  File "/usr/bin/thefuck", line 3, in <module>
    from thefuck.entrypoints.main import main
  File "/usr/lib/python3.14/site-packages/thefuck/entrypoints/main.py", line 2, in <module>
    from ..system import init_output
  File "/usr/lib/python3.14/site-packages/thefuck/system/__init__.py", line 7, in <module>
    from .unix import *  # noqa: F401,F403
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
  File "/usr/lib/python3.14/site-packages/thefuck/system/unix.py", line 6, in <module>
    from distutils.spawn import find_executable
ModuleNotFoundError: No module named 'distutils'
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fullsquare 8 points 2 months ago

ah well then yeet that and instead

pip install thefuck

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thedeadwalking4242 7 points 2 months ago

Echo ":3" > /etc/fstab

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yogurtwrong 7 points 2 months ago

/home/lemmy can’t mount anymore. Rootfs is read only, user lemmy now resets to default state every boot

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yogurtwrong 2 points 2 months ago
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carotte 6 points 2 months ago
cat /dev/urandom > mydiary.txt

make sure to ctrl-c after a few seconds unless you have a really big hard drive :3

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yogurtwrong 6 points 2 months ago

Thanks for letting me ctrl-c. yes is still piping to my disk and hogging my cpu and io as we speak though

comment: https://lemmy.world/post/50549474/25243236

i'll keep the 10GiB diary.txt file in your honor :3

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yetAnotherUser 5 points 2 months ago

Does using cat here instead of cp /dev/urandom mydiary.txt already count as cat abuse? đŸ€”

Anyway I love that we had basically the same idea

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Ludrol 5 points 2 months ago

curl http://www.ludrol.party/images/teto_fix.ans

I needed to fix my server. thanks lol. who knows how long it was broken.

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TerHu 4 points 2 months ago

damn, i’m late to the party. would’ve loved some

sudo dnf install plasma-bigscreen
plasma-bigscreen-swap-session
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yogurtwrong 3 points 2 months ago

something didn't work out :(

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TerHu 1 point 2 months ago

damn, that’s sad
 I thought it’d work ootb

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zitrone 2 points 2 months ago
$ touch grass # this will be the last time you touched grass
$ chmod =000 grass
$ sudo chown root:root grass
$ touch grass # muhaha
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rozlav 2 points 2 months ago
rev /usr/share/dict/words | sort | rev
```
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rozlav 2 points 2 months ago
rev /usr/share/dict/words | sort | rev
```
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yogurtwrong 2 points 2 months ago

Horowitz Kattowitz Horwitz Hurwitz Switz. Switz Maltz schmaltz shmaltz smaltz waltz Peltz speltz Wiltz Goltz Holtz Helmholtz Voltz fultz Fultz schultz Schultz Shultz Stultz Schantz Lantz Glantz nantz Nantz Frantz krantz Krantz Rosenkrantz Quantz Rentz Frentz Lorentz Morentz Heintz Gintz chintz blintz Mintz untz muntz Gotz Kotz Lotz Klotz plotz wootz Totz Martz quartz biquartz Schwartz Swartz hertz Hertz megahertz gigahertz terahertz Schertz kilohertz Fiertz nertz Wertz Wirtz Gewirtz bortz Bortz Stortz Elburtz Kurtz Wurtz kibbutz futz Schutz Shutz Lutz halutz chalutz klutz Mutz putz Perutz Krutz Swtz buz scuz Vaduz Jeuz hakenkreuz Hakenkreuz mustafuz guz Ghuz Oghuz whuz Urta-juz Kitchi-juz Ulu-juz Luz Laluz thammuz Thammuz tammuz Tammuz Ormuz Hormuz Elbruz Cruz Veracruz fruz avestruz suz soyuz Soyuz bayz hayz Byz. Byz koksagyz Kok-Sagyz kok-saghyz koksaghyz krym-saghyz tau-saghyz Schwyz xyz Zz ZZ jazz bejazz outjazz razz razzmatazz pazazz bezazz pizazz pizzazz Ta'izz bizz dizz fizz gizz hizz chizz whizz blizz pizz. pizz brizz frizz unfrizz sizz swizz zizz schnozz buzz Buzz abuzz humbuzz outbuzz fuzz huzz muzz bruzz ZZZ lemmy@fedora:~$

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riwo 0 points 2 months ago

also u are gay now >:3

sudo dnf install hyfetch
hyfetch
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rozlav 0 points 2 months ago
sudo dnf install lolcat
ack --bar | lolcat --force ; sleep 0.05 ; printf "\e\[0;0H
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rozlav 2 points 2 months ago

maybe with bash ?

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yogurtwrong 1 point 2 months ago

Cannot open input file "--force": No such file or directory [0;0Hlemmy@fedora:~$

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rozlav 1 point 2 months ago

maybe with bash ? not sure

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