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How many followers do you plebs have, huh?

2 months ago by Maroon to c/linkedinlunatics

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Almacca 64 points 2 months ago

She must have a shit career, then.

"A.I. Product Leader". Yep.

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apfelwoiSchoppen 52 points 2 months ago

"Thanks to the 23000 bots I paid for!"

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FistingEnthusiast 39 points 2 months ago

The fucked-up porn I create has upwards of twenty five million views

I should put that on my next job application

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nutbutter 19 points 2 months ago

Link?

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W98BSoD 15 points 2 months ago

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kat_angstrom 10 points 2 months ago

Yes. Also, link?

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W98BSoD 9 points 2 months ago

Here’s a few Links.

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FistingEnthusiast 4 points 2 months ago

There's stuff on my profile, you can get to my redgifs from there

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kat_angstrom 4 points 2 months ago

Omg I just noticed your username

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Janx 5 points 2 months ago

It's probably fisting, right?

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FistingEnthusiast 3 points 2 months ago

I have created some fisting content, but I don't consider that to be fucked-up

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Janx 2 points 2 months ago

That's fair. Just joking based on your username, not actually judging!

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SarahValentine 20 points 2 months ago

My shitty Patreon has like one supporting member and four followers, and I still feel more fulfilled in my work than I would gaining any amount of success working with AI.

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moopet 3 points 2 months ago

Is that supporting member also a follower? It makes a statistaical significance.

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SarahValentine 2 points 2 months ago

I'm pretty sure they are, but I also don't know how to check. I'm kinda new to this whole Patreon thing lol.

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xthexder 13 points 2 months ago

"building AI products that matter"

lol

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sp3ctr4l 4 points 2 months ago

Such as myself!

This entire profile is a fake person!

...or is it?

Aha, gotcha!

You see, by the power of AI, I have made you entirely unable to tell if I am fake, or just delusional!

Now who could put a price on that...?

Me, of course!

Whoever/Whatever I am! Pay me money now!

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fts9 7 points 2 months ago

Who is "we"? Isn't she just a single person?

Unless, of course, it's the Royal "we"

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Bohne93 11 points 2 months ago

Its her and her bot army

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sp3ctr4l 2 points 2 months ago

The royal we is a thing corpos use pretty often.

They gaslight everyone, including themselves.

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TomMasz 6 points 2 months ago

I've been on LinkedIn since it started and I have less than 1K followers. It seems unlikely to get that many organically, unless you're someone famous in an industry. And I don't think she is. But hey, whatever floats your boat.

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moopet 1 point 2 months ago

I've been on linkedin for an amount of time I am unaware of, and have a number of followers somewhere equal to or above zero, and don't know if a follower and a connection are the same thing. It went downhill for me when I got rid of my D&D stats.

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bunnybunny 5 points 2 months ago

None and I’m absolutely fine with that

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