Hey Lemmy! I have a rather unusual request that requires your creative thinking. I'm embarking on a 3-day pooping marathon (don't ask why), and I need food suggestions that will maximize my bathroom visits. Feel free to get wild with your ideas! Bonus points if the food also makes me sweat. Let's make this a memorable experience!
Unconventional Food for a 3-Day Pooping Marathon?"
3 years ago by Drop_All_Users to c/asklemmy
DiaryOfJayne 4 points 3 years ago
Good shit ๐
utopianfiat 17 points 3 years ago
!circlejerk@lemmy.world is that way
octane8183 11 points 3 years ago
Does going once continuously for 3 days count? Haribo sugar free gummy bears ought to do the trick.
nothacking 8 points 3 years ago
Milk if you are lactose intolerant.
NetHandle 7 points 3 years ago
Ok so there's a thing called Colyte, thats the brand name. It is a polyethylene glycol electrolyte juice. You can ask for it at a pharmacy, they might have a different brand. It tastes pretty good. Now it'll get you real cleaned out, so you'll have to keep eating like some kind of horrific human centipede. Drink lots of water, stay hydrated.
AlligatorBlizzard 7 points 3 years ago
Did you know that Taco Bell has a breakfast menu? Well, you may want to become familiar with it. Also the rest of their menu. Enjoy!
MacroCyclo 6 points 3 years ago
It's been like two days and we already have inside jokes. Loving it.
Harlan_Cloverseed 3 points 3 years ago
Kale smoothies
MiddleWeigh 2 points 3 years ago
Lots and lots of water. Salad maybe. Squirt da bum.
oxideSeven 1 point 3 years ago
Lots of coke zero. Alcohol sugars and caffeine. Then whatever food you want.
potatobro7 0 points 3 years ago
Anything with high fiber. I once ate nothing but lentils for a month, thanks poverty, it made me poop like crazy
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