Don’t want your license plate to rust now.

6 days ago by HikingVet to c/lemmyshitpost

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turtlesareneat 66 points 6 days ago

The foolproof solution is to sneak up to the camera, at night, with no electronics on your person, and shoot the fucking thing down.

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Janx 20 points 6 days ago

"Shoot"!? I'm American too, but not all problems can/should be solved with guns...

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Godric 28 points 6 days ago
  1. Wrong!

  2. This one can!

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Janx 7 points 6 days ago

I did specify "should"! Hypothetically, cutting it down would be:

  • more effective
  • quieter
  • risking fewer charges
  • more permanent
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ayyy 2 points 6 days ago

Risking fewer charges may actually not be true given how insane the gun laws are here.

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zbyte64 3 points 6 days ago

"I was aiming at the bird that was attacking me"

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girlnamedzero 6 points 6 days ago

“There was a whole flock of them!”

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