Without makeup 😂

2 months ago by GolfFoxtrotLima to c/programmer_humor

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/50691816

i_need_your_bones 23 points 2 months ago

God she's hot in that bottom pic. I wish I was tangled up in those wires with no way of getting out my struggling only making things worse.

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raman_klogius 10 points 2 months ago

Kinky.

Like, literally. Go bend those fiber optic cables!

path: 0 25314467 25320346, hotness: undefined, score: 10, children: 0

kender242 5 points 2 months ago

Superman III

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01189998819991197253 23 points 2 months ago

I will take her without makeup any day of the week.

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RustyNova 15 points 2 months ago

I prefer you natural, honey

path: 0 25313285, hotness: undefined, score: 15, children: 9

Alexstarfire 43 points 2 months ago

Spicy pic for you.

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01189998819991197253 20 points 2 months ago

Dude. Where's the NSFW tag?

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zero_spelled_with_an_ecks 21 points 2 months ago

The processor is tastefully hidden behind the fan. It's fine.

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01189998819991197253 17 points 2 months ago

Ah, yes. Very good point. Very good point.

ᶜᵃⁿ ʸᵒᵘ ᵐᵒᵛᵉ ᶦᵗ ˢᵒ ʷᵉ ᶜᵃⁿ ˢᵉᵉ ᶦᵗ ᵇᵉᵗᵗᵉʳ?

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Zorque 3 points 2 months ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxk1BSQo8bg

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Alexstarfire 14 points 2 months ago

My bad. Here you go.

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PoastRotato 6 points 2 months ago

Put some clothes on!

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Malix 7 points 2 months ago

Prude.

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daniskarma 14 points 2 months ago

That's why you take her swimming on the first date, so she can consume all the water.

path: 0 25318306, hotness: undefined, score: 14, children: 0

kibiz0r 11 points 2 months ago

I think you mean…

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vaultdweller013 10 points 2 months ago

I like the dude in the top right corner who is trying to become one with the fake shrubbery.

path: 0 25315326 25318984, hotness: undefined, score: 10, children: 0

affenlehrer 9 points 2 months ago

Hot, I guess

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JohnnyCanuck 6 points 2 months ago

I'd last mere minutes with the top one (if I'm lucky), but I could go for hours, days, with the bottom one.

path: 0 25315127, hotness: undefined, score: 6, children: 0

JoShmoe 5 points 2 months ago

Don’t forget the large ginger man running it all.

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Lushed_Lungfish 4 points 2 months ago

That's mechanicus porn in the bottom image.

path: 0 25316055, hotness: undefined, score: 4, children: 0

cockmushroom 4 points 2 months ago

Ayo, that server farm is rammy thicc

path: 0 25322492, hotness: undefined, score: 4, children: 0

Aceticon 3 points 2 months ago

Maaaan, look at those sexy Cat6's!

path: 0 25326160, hotness: undefined, score: 3, children: 0

Sunshine 2 points 2 months ago

Elbur likes this meme

path: 0 25316539, hotness: undefined, score: 2, children: 0

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