But Jupiter can't find a moon big enough to protect it from meteor or comet impacts, like our moon protects Earth. Humanity recently has been alive and witnessed Jupiter getting smacked by a large comet. Jupiter's moons were powerless to absorb that impact.
Here's a picture of the side of the moon that always faces away from Earth that we never see (except from spacecraft going there) showing all the impacts that didn't reach Earth:
Literally this:
Our moon loves us and protects us, and we love our moon!
That lucky mf Jupiter can't lose to this claw machine. They've won so much that they throw away new ones
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