Know the difference, as it may save your evening

2 days ago by ummthatguy to c/tenforward

SatyrSack 38 points 2 days ago

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GreenKnight23 15 points 2 days ago

lexx was such a weird and fantastic journey that opened my eyes to so many fetishes.

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Einskjaldi 3 points 2 days ago

Is season 2 worth it. Starting out with prison rape weren't a great look.

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LH0ezVT 5 points 2 days ago

1 was the best, but I have to admit my interest fizzled out a bit when the ideas were no longer fresh

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Norn 12 points 2 days ago

Thanks for reminding me about Lexx, what a wild ride

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Tollana1234567 4 points 2 days ago

sgu was trying to move back to competency, but it was too late for the series.

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AlanWake2112 26 points 2 days ago

Missed opportunity: Star Trek: The Next Penetration.

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ummthatguy 18 points 2 days ago

Even the poster for the smut itself just has "Engage!" rather than "Engorge!"

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Aphos 11 points 2 days ago

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ummthatguy 9 points 2 days ago

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Satellaview 19 points 2 days ago

Isn’t that the one where you put it on and go “wait hang the fuck on, that’s Tasha Yar, this isn’t just surface level, someone spent a surprising amount of effort making this lore-compliant and accurate to the characters”?

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ummthatguy 14 points 2 days ago

The person playing Worf is upset that his uniform isn't red.

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PointlessLifePersonified 8 points 2 days ago

Guess he really wanted off that set, huh?

(Red shirt reference, in case that played better in my head than it came out.)

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hopesdead 12 points 2 days ago

Am I the only one who is bothered by the poster for the porn parody showing a Picard that has pips on the wrong side of the collar up top and the correct side on the bottom? I’m gonna need an explanation for this before you even begin to convince me I need to see him and Crusher doing it on a biobed.

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ummthatguy 15 points 2 days ago

I, too, noticed this inconsistency. The more probable answer: laziness in the face of a less than shoe string budget. They shot "Picard's" face with the shadow on the wrong side, but the "art department" decided to just mirror it.

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sundray 12 points 2 days ago

Mm-hmm...

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PointlessLifePersonified 12 points 2 days ago

Somewhere there was a breakdown in communication. That "XXX" version was supposed to be based upon the Vin Diesel movie.

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ummthatguy 13 points 2 days ago

Makes me wonder if there's a XXX - A XXX Porn Parody. If so, it's probably still better than the original.

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hopesdead 8 points 2 days ago

The original is decent (for what it was). It’s the sequel what that was straight trash. I’m not saying xXx is a James Bond level of good but for some silly action flick, it does the job. The sequel misses the point that it was funny to laugh at xXx as a spy name because of the dude’s actual name. Writers or whoever thought they could get away with being a standalone sequel. Ice Cube does not told the hots that Diesel had.

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Eh_I 7 points 2 days ago

"Just" porn?

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ummthatguy 8 points 2 days ago

Maybe it has an actual plot and is well written, but that's not its primary function.

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mappe 6 points 2 days ago

I always had a thing for Michelle Forbes. She played a vampire in a movie called Love Bites, Lord have mercy...

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ummthatguy 8 points 2 days ago

Wow. Starring "Goody Two Shoes" Adam Ant. At a 5.4, still better than Section 31.

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mappe 6 points 2 days ago

I love that movie. It's so early 90's.

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ummthatguy 12 points 2 days ago

For a more 80's vibe, watch Once Bitten (1985), one of Jim Carrey's earliest.

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rainwall 4 points 2 days ago

Ahh, the mid 80s. When your movie absolutely had to have a dance sequence in it, regardless of genre.

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Tollana1234567 6 points 2 days ago

wasnt beverlys sex ghost enough for ghost porn.

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