this isn't fucking funny at all

2 days ago by RabbleRebel to c/politicalmemes

LdyMeow 13 points 2 days ago

No it isn’t.

And yet, the people who should be doing things about it are apparently gobbling his balls or something.

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Redvenom 10 points 2 days ago

If He opens the gate of a third term, then Obama will run against Him and wind by a landslide by just promising to overturn every thing that Trump did

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MadMadBunny 5 points 2 days ago

Elon will steal away the votes again like he did for Kamala.

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UselessAsshole 2 points 2 days ago

I understand. That was bullshit.

But damn, I read that and heard it in a mopey, sad voice and pictured you kicking it a can down the street or punching a hole in your drywall.

I voted like a week ago. Have a hope. No death star yet.

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chuckleslord -16 points 2 days ago

Proof. Stop spouting this nonsense without proof

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a_non_monotonic_function 9 points 2 days ago path: 0 25353076 25353635 25356781 25357402, hotness: undefined, score: 9, children: 4
chuckleslord -9 points 2 days ago

The $1 million dollar bribes is not proof of stolen votes. Try again

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Coldcell 2 points 2 days ago

They are just paraphrasing what Trump told an entire crowd of people.

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chuckleslord -1 points 2 days ago

Surprisingly enough, the habitual liar isn't a good source of truth for anything.

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MadMadBunny 2 points 2 days ago

We all saw it. We all saw what happened during this election with our own eyes.

Anyone could waste hours sending you all the links and irrefutable proof in the world, you’d still refuse to acknowledge it.

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chuckleslord -2 points 2 days ago

Appeal to common sense. Fuck off with this shit, dude. No, I did not see any evidence of the 2024 election being stolen. I saw a status quo candidate get whipped by the anti-establishment candidate during a period of the status quo being particularly cruel to the average person. If you think that's strange behavior, then you don't know humans.

Show proof of this extraordinary claim, or stop saying it.

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UselessAsshole 4 points 2 days ago

"...and, I'm going to spank the shit out of Donald Trump, as part of his sentence, in public, personally. Really, really hard. Your votes, now please."

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gedfromgont 3 points 2 days ago

I think you are overestimating the typical Trump voter.

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chonglibloodsport 10 points 2 days ago

What’s wild to me is that he’s often so bored of being president that he falls asleep all the time, yet he wants to go through it all over again.

The guy just wants to win elections. He’s obsessed with feeling like a winner and can’t beat the thought of being a loser. Extreme narcissism, like an overgrown toddler.

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UselessAsshole 3 points 2 days ago

Seconded the avoiding jail time, but I think he's just playing every possible hand, and the one he'll end up with as best option is running to a country that he hasn't bombed the fuck out of that has no extradition treaty.

Vanuatu or Russia? He's such a corrupt bloviating asshole he's got no goddamned options that provide security and comity anymore.

He probably loses sleep over being assassinated by a Venezuelan guerilla hit team or a drone strike on the first day of a Democrat president.

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lemmyng 2 points 2 days ago

That and avoiding jail time for what little remains of his life.

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NocturnalMorning 1 point 2 days ago

No, he knows when he isn't president anymore the legal process can be restarted for all the dumb shit he's done. He's trying to avoid prison.

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notsosure 9 points 2 days ago

Fascists can do whatever they want & nobody objects.

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pineapplelover 4 points 2 days ago

And then liberals yell at leftists because they need to moderate their positions

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el_twitto 5 points 2 days ago

I'm still stocking up champagne for when this motherfucker finally shits himself to death.

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UselessAsshole 2 points 2 days ago

I've decided on Dansk Mjød "viking blod" sweet mead with hibiscus and ginger.

I hate wines, hard alcohol, and beer. Holy shit if I tried to drink myself to death fermented honey is the way I'd succeed.

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Ptsf 4 points 2 days ago

"He's just joking" - Heard about every seriously insane thing he's done before he did it by /that/ crowd.

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64bithero 4 points 2 days ago

Just hoping nature takes its course and makes it easier on all of us …

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DoucheBagMcSwag 3 points 2 days ago

Love the third Reich font

That was most certainly a choice

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phoenixz 3 points 2 days ago

Yep

Good thing that he likely won't survive until 2028 but his followers are itching to be the next führer president of sorts

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Objection 3 points 2 days ago

They really don't have confidence in Vance, huh?

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ToastedRavioli 4 points 2 days ago

How could they not have confidence in a man with the bravado of a wet blanket, the charm of a three legged street dog, and the looks of a Keebler elf that forgot to stop growing?

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Hansae 6 points 2 days ago

Bit harsh on 3 legged street dogs.

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Objection 2 points 2 days ago

Republicans are looking at a president with a -20% approval rating who started an pointless disasterous war and who isn't even eligible to run again on the one hand, and JD Vance on the other hand, and they're pretending as hard as they can that they won't get stuck with Vance.

OP says it's not funny but I think it's hilarious. When reality sets in and they realize that their wildly unpopular, decrepit, octogenarian, wannabe god emperor doesn't actually have the power to declare himself dictator-for-life, and they come crawling back to the couch-fucker, our mood shouldn't be, "Oh thank god, we narrowly avoided disaster by a hair," it should be, "Just look at these fucking losers."

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