Who is in school in mid August?

Cool, their AC should be first to go.

I'd watch cspan to see house Republicans swoon of heat and collapse.

I gave it several one chances, was around for or the initial 90s wave of interest.

Taste is just subjective, I find absolutely no sport in trying to convince others my interests should be theirs, too.

KIDS KEEP IT DOWN!

He does legitimately seem to prefer little girls, but he still wouldn't have even bothered if he had every opportunity to come out safely and looking like a hero.

In his fucked up logic I have a sense of now but will never understand he'd be weakened by that display of heroism.

His parents fucked him up but good.

"...and, I'm going to spank the shit out of Donald Trump, as part of his sentence, in public, personally. Really, really hard. Your votes, now please."

I hear he barely finds time or energy to mackle at all anymore.

Seconded the avoiding jail time, but I think he's just playing every possible hand, and the one he'll end up with as best option is running to a country that he hasn't bombed the fuck out of that has no extradition treaty.

Vanuatu or Russia? He's such a corrupt bloviating asshole he's got no goddamned options that provide security and comity anymore.

He probably loses sleep over being assassinated by a Venezuelan guerilla hit team or a drone strike on the first day of a Democrat president.

I understand. That was bullshit.

But damn, I read that and heard it in a mopey, sad voice and pictured you kicking it a can down the street or punching a hole in your drywall.

I voted like a week ago. Have a hope. No death star yet.

I've decided on Dansk Mjød "viking blod" sweet mead with hibiscus and ginger.

I hate wines, hard alcohol, and beer. Holy shit if I tried to drink myself to death fermented honey is the way I'd succeed.

Fuckin society. Seeing beauty in young women and the athletic instead of obese older men.

It's like they're telling me my Dale Gribble looking old uncle is not attractive to most people.

WTF?

I expect to do absolutely nothing and be fawned upon like a supermodel Olympian.

I think about DeVito pillow would be super comfy, but probably too much for my neck. An early Heidecker has that smooth pillow appeal.

All I know is for some reason Tim Heidecker's belly is the celebrity pillow for me.

A. Because he's bored, a child with a bunch of money and toys, and doesn't know wtf his job is.

He's a real estate douchebag, he has always seemingly only gotten joy from decorating bullshit until nobody but him likes it.

I don't deny he'd love to hold power, I just don't see that actually fucking occurring.

"Tucker Carlson admits he has no credibility as a journalist."

What's the long term on that strategy though? The guy has no life left in him and is failing as a cult.

Even he can't be stupid enough to think his sons or whomever he left an illegitimate third term presidency to wouldn't just get torn apart or shot by the secret service.

He is leaving. Sooner than he'd like.

He got rich this term. He'll just make a surprise move to Russia and die watching our courts try to fix his shit.

If he were telling me where he'd be and the routes he's using I bet someone would pay that ridiculous fee.

NOMOREREBS is so fucking stupid, he describes himself as a "book-writer".

I am not fucking kidding.

Texas allows you to open carry a sword.

It's not about protecting people from harm, but sin.

ENJOYING THIS REDDIT DOWNFALL? CONTINUE ON THE APP! Or else...

Killing consumers is the age we're in now.

I'm so done with buying fucking anything lately. I don't think these fucks have studied the tipping point with exhaustion on capitalism because I see rats like myself fleeing a sinking ship. You cannot cheat people forever.