Seconded the avoiding jail time, but I think he's just playing every possible hand, and the one he'll end up with as best option is running to a country that he hasn't bombed the fuck out of that has no extradition treaty.
Vanuatu or Russia? He's such a corrupt bloviating asshole he's got no goddamned options that provide security and comity anymore.
He probably loses sleep over being assassinated by a Venezuelan guerilla hit team or a drone strike on the first day of a Democrat president.
What’s wild to me is that he’s often so bored of being president that he falls asleep all the time, yet he wants to go through it all over again.
The guy just wants to win elections. He’s obsessed with feeling like a winner and can’t beat the thought of being a loser. Extreme narcissism, like an overgrown toddler.
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