Anon doesn't have a plan

a day ago by 🍹Early to RISA 🧉 to c/greentext

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spicytuna62 170 points a day ago

Running on the assumption this is authentic and heterosexual, Anon's parents massively dropped the ball creating an adult with no will to fly the coop. But then to cut them off cold turkey is totally fucked up. Anon is now permanently 15 years behind their peers. Not to mention zero retirement savings. That compounded interest takes 30-35 years to really start to matter. But Anon gets to miss out on 15 years of that, too.

I really hope things work out in the end.

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mrbutterscotch 2 points 14 hours ago

authentic and heterosexual

Is this a phrase I'm unaware of? Or what does his sexuality have to do with it?

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TootTootComingThru 16 points 14 hours ago

It's an older 4chan/internet meme where everyone calls an original post and the poster "fake and gay".

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mrbutterscotch 4 points 14 hours ago

Ahh got it, thanks for clearing it up!

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