Riight? Mods can be a bit trigger happy on literal shit posts. I'm not bitter or anything about my high effort contribution to the world being removed. Promise.
Small apartment? No problem just maximize space
10 hours ago by Mickey7 to c/lemmyshitpost
okwhateverdude 3 points 8 hours ago
RoidingOldMan 14 points 9 hours ago
Think of the efficiency. You can microwave your hot pockets while on the toilet. No reason to ever get up.
gibmiser 15 points 9 hours ago
Man if i lived there i would start out with the best intentions- never use it when cooking, always close the lid before flushing, always close the cabinet when you leave it. In a month I'd be shitting while making food and leave it on toilet mode 24/7
village604 6 points 9 hours ago
With my ADHD I wouldn't last a week
hamsamrich 9 points 8 hours ago
Iād be afraid Iād get drunk and poop in the oven while trying to boil noodles in the toilet
CIA_chatbot 10 points 6 hours ago
I was always told not to shit where I eat
_stranger_ 2 points 3 hours ago
yeah don't do that, you gotta lift the counter before you shit.
Valmond 10 points 7 hours ago
When I was apartment hunting in Paris some 20 years ago I stumbled across one like this, but it was built on a sort of drawer so that the toilet slid out forward.
Imagine making food for your invites and one of them has to take a shit.
Another was a combined shower and "turkish toilet" (a hole in the ground), just remove the floor in the shower and shit apparently.
Wild times.
MarauderIIC 3 points 5 hours ago
So was the one that slid out a chemical toilet or such? Or was its plumbing like a flexible dryer vent? I'm hung up on how the plumbing would work
Noite_Etion 3 points 6 hours ago
They heard the saying "don't shit where you eat" and took that as a challenge.
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