Welcome to the Spider Society, what are your pronouns?

6 hours ago by Grail to c/lemmyshitpost

CobraChicken3000 29 points 5 hours ago

I don't get it

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BlameTheAntifa 27 points 5 hours ago

Edit — Please ignore me. @frostlytt@lemmy.blahaj.zone is 1,000,000% correct. The colors are even right there. I have brought shame upon my people. 😭🏳️‍⚧️

Original — The joke is that the Peter Parkers are realizing that they are attracted to themself and sense danger as a result. The non-Peter spiders are amused by this.

A gif of Buffalo Bill’s mouth in Silence of the Lambs saying “I’d fuck me.”

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frostlytt 42 points 5 hours ago

i think the joke is actually that they're all realizing they're trans at the same time since they're all "peter" parkers.

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BlameTheAntifa 15 points 5 hours ago

I prefer your interpretation and rescind my own.

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BevsDad 26 points 5 hours ago

Nah, it's about them being trans in one universe so possibly more of them might also be. "You girls can figure this out on your own" is referring to all of them as girls.

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Skullgrid 2 points 5 hours ago

The non-Peter spiders are amused by this.

ah right, that makes sense...

the Eddie Brock bullying is going to magnify by a lot.

well, turns out Eddie Brock NEVER becomes spiderman. I thought there was an alternate universe. oh well

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ouRKaoS 3 points 3 hours ago

Maybe you were thinking of Doc Ock...? He becomes Spider-Man in an alternate universe.

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Skullgrid 1 point 2 hours ago

nope. I chose Eddie because he bullies parker.

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strawberry_enjoyer42 4 points 3 hours ago

"My egg-y sense is tingling!"

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