Comedy reincarnation

2 months ago by sad_detective_man to c/comedyheaven

GandalftheBlack 12 points 2 months ago

Previous Life Been HORNY SPERM

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Diplomjodler3 10 points 2 months ago

Ooooh, twenty year anniversary! I'll celebrate by doing at least ten things that will turn me into a cockroach today.

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CubitOom 9 points 2 months ago

I wish I could read this, but I was tragically blinded in a freak obscene Book...XX Movie accident.

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aldhissla 5 points 2 months ago

Butters' father exclaiming "Backdoor Sluts 9!?"

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CubitOom 2 points 2 months ago

I was just trying to watch the Lord of the Rings!

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InFerNo 2 points 2 months ago

Do I have to watch the 8 previous installments to understand the plot?

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Paradachshund 8 points 2 months ago

"Polite sex" πŸ€”

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sad_detective_man 4 points 2 months ago

As opposed to:

...sexy...

I think we all know what that means

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RaoulDook 7 points 2 months ago

The Homo Dog (Michael Jackson!!) part is hilarious, and also the rest of it is too

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Vandals_handle 1 point 2 months ago

Should've told Michael to Just Beat It!

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grrgyle 3 points 2 months ago

This is the Rosetta Stone for horny

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aldhissla 2 points 2 months ago

But if you can become Michael Jackson in 2 easy steps, why would you do the 3rd? There's prolly a lot lost in translation.

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0ndead 2 points 2 months ago

Straight to horny karmic jail

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