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"This guy knows his stuff"

2 months ago by GolfFoxtrotLima to c/programmer_humor

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arotrios 44 points 2 months ago

5 is being generous. At Netflix, you're lucky to last one season.

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eager_eagle 15 points 2 months ago

as long as it's before stocks vest, so you end up not getting half of what you signed up for at hiring

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sbeak 3 points 2 months ago

At Netflix, you're lucky to last one season.

Is this an accidental pun? Netflix often prematurely cancels shows if they don't meet their hand wavey profit target

edit: oops, looks like this is an intentional pun

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PeroBasta 4 points 2 months ago

No its not an accidental pun are you crazy to ask?

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wheezy 35 points 2 months ago

As a former Microsoft employee, I have noticed they seem to be left out from these shit tech companies in memes like this. Not sure why. They are beyond awful.

I was terminated for working with other Microsoft employees that were attempting to hold Microsoft accountable for their support of Israel and it's military infrastructure and the Palestinian Genocide.

Fuck all these tech companies. But fuck Microsoft too. They just laid off thousands of people last week. No Azure for Apartheid.

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T4V0 8 points 2 months ago

Because of the acronym FAANG.

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heartSagan5 5 points 2 months ago

Since Azure has no hesitation to be used like a slut, apartheid and whatever trash will use it… if the price point works for them.

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JennyLaFae 1 point a month ago

Gates is just a musk that invested in the PR department instead of firing it.

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EnsignWashout 11 points 2 months ago

That guy is clearly an expert.

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heartSagan5 7 points 2 months ago

At least he’s realistic. However, it’s unrealistic this brown noser would even get an interview. They seem to…I just don’t know anymore.

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