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a month ago by Stamets to c/Queer_IRL

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Jankatarch 13 points a month ago

It would fix so many problens if we just had a gay shadow government established that rule the world.

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MyVeryRealName 7 points a month ago

Turns out to be Peter Thiel

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Madagaskar_sky 8 points a month ago

Fucking monkey's paw bullshit.

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wonderingwanderer 3 points a month ago

And Scott Bessant...

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bizarroland 7 points a month ago

I, as a straight person, would probably do the same thing until I found out that I had to, like, I don't know, suck a dick to do it.

Like, that's gonna be the angriest blowjob that ever happened.

I'd be the light yagami grindr guy.

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bizarroland 4 points a month ago

Addendum: Shoutout to the dude that lets me blow him just so we can kill you know who.

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Madagaskar_sky 3 points a month ago

Or, hear me out, the guy could blow you. Mayhaps not as straight as thou protests.

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saltesc 5 points a month ago

Oh this acts of the divine are just divine!

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InvalidName2 4 points a month ago

Good point! In my younger days, there were a few times when I almost wish I had the power to turn a few muscled hotties gay simply with the power of persuasion cause it would have been a lot cheaper that way. Just kidding. I kid. Kidding. Is joke. Gay joke.

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MyVeryRealName 1 point a month ago

Cheaper?

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DaPorkchop_ 2 points a month ago

they were roommates

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DragonTypeWyvern 1 point a month ago

Hotel roommates at two different hourly rates, maybe.

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