Credibly accused of being illegally smol

betterdeadthanreddit 13 points a month ago

The additional feliney charge of catnip possession was later reduced to a meowsdemeanor in a deal with the purrosecutor.

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wonderingwanderer 3 points a month ago

The defendant entered the plea "nyat guilty"

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nocturne 13 points a month ago

Enjoying a succulent Chinese meal

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Vandals_handle 9 points a month ago

Guilty as charged. Sentenced to scritches and kisses. Sentence to be served concurrently.

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islandcoda42 7 points a month ago

Illegal possession of cuteness in excess, open smolness, felony ekekek-ing at birds, and illegal distribution of toe beans. Better call smol 😍

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Vandals_handle 3 points a month ago

Brilliant: adjective. Extremely intelligent. Also full of light, shining.

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JustJack23 4 points a month ago

War crimes in Kosovo

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Gutek8134 3 points a month ago

Creating nuclear codes

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@lemmy.world

Straight to jail.

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@lemmy.world

Straight to jail.

P.S. if any mods from the og Reddit sub want to mod here, just Lemmy know

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