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apparent leaked list of US demands on Canada

a month ago by slothrop to c/FuckTheUSA

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cxg 57 points a month ago

So Trump just expects Canada to nearly totally sign over its sovereignty to the US? Not sure what the benefit to that would be

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T00l_shed 29 points a month ago

Yes, yes he does, and the benefit would be that ge gets to be the de facto ruler of canada

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Remember_the_tooth 40 points a month ago
  • And a pony!

What a wacky little wishlist. It's essentially asking Canada to allow itself to be annexed as a territory.

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Sunshine 16 points a month ago

While getting second class status.

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GreenBeard 11 points a month ago

Second class would be an upgrade. This is just short of being a penal colony.

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Malica 21 points a month ago

This is infuriating and I'm not even Canadian. Seriously, fuck these people.

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Bebopalouie 19 points a month ago

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arin 13 points a month ago

Trump is a symptom of conservative right, there are plenty to take his place when he's gone.

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Bebopalouie 8 points a month ago

Yup. But he is also a despicable human being that should be gone.

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arin 5 points a month ago

Unfortunately it seems no justice will happen before he goes

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wyldrstallyns 1 point a month ago

Hopefully, their dinos go soon, but I'm not picky.

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SreudianFlip 3 points a month ago

Just gotta point out that if colours carry meaning, be careful about blue in Canada. Blackshirts and Brownshirts you've no doubt heard of, but in Canada our version was Blueshirts!

We always had consistent antifascist pushback to keep that shit from blooming too much, but they still had an effect. Those folks never really go away, and every generation makes its push. So keep it up folks!

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PyroNeurosis 2 points a month ago

Our US spin was the silver shirts... I'm a bit surprised they haven't made a comeback lately...

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wyldrstallyns 1 point a month ago

Only ~342.8 million patriotic ways to be sure. 🤷🏼‍♂️

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Sunshine 18 points a month ago

The gripen planes cant come soon enough!

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magnetosphere 17 points a month ago

Laughably absurd

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radish6367 17 points a month ago

Reading this, it seems that Canada does have a few things that the USA needs…

/s

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Bebopalouie 15 points a month ago

That’s not a deal. Those are demands.

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eestileib 13 points a month ago

Fuck all of this. No deal is better than any deal with the United States.
If the Conservatives were in charge, they'd be champing at the bit to sign this, so at least there's that.

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wyldrstallyns 2 points a month ago

So many of us poor US poors feel that we'll never be able to afford to rid ourselves of the pox this "government" has infected us with, TBH.

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WoodScientist 6 points a month ago

Canada needs an atomic bomb.

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deadbeef79000 16 points a month ago

Ask France if they can lend Quebec one.

Canadian Missile Crisis 2.0

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WoodScientist 2 points a month ago

Or a more hilarious option. Quebec gets the bomb but Canada doesn't.

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Almacca 5 points a month ago

Trump's definition of a 'good deal' is when he's ripped the other party off. Always has been.

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slykethephoxenix 5 points a month ago

This list looks like it was written by an AI.

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ArgumentativeMonotheist 5 points a month ago

Probably a sign of the impending American downgrade from global hegemon (didn't last long but God was/is it painful) to regional ruler/head of the West. Should've stocked up heavily whilst cosigning their insatiable imperialism instead of expecting any form of good will from these soulless gouls. 🤷‍♂️

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ScoffingLizard 2 points a month ago

Why is this "leaked"? Was there a reason it wasn't disclosed? Something doesn't pass the smell check.

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