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a month ago by CodyIT to c/programmer_humor

FuglyDuck 145 points a month ago

Megabyte:

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RustySharp 23 points a month ago

Looks more like a panTerabyte

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partofthevoice 23 points a month ago

Gigabyte:

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FuglyDuck 19 points a month ago

Terrabyte:

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Doomsider 15 points a month ago

Petabyte

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Valmond 8 points a month ago

"some sort of elaborate Peta-bite image"

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FuglyDuck 6 points a month ago

I wouldn't suggest petting that bite. It'll take a chunk.

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trashman 7 points a month ago

Now I get it!

"I am never gonna financially recover from this."

Joe predicted the AI memory crisis. Mind blown!

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BitsAndBites 47 points a month ago

You rang?

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ohshit604 7 points a month ago

3 year old account and now is when you decide to introduce yourself?

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BitsAndBites 6 points a month ago

Nice to meet you

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ohshit604 4 points a month ago

Ya know, when I first made that comment all I did was a quick check on your profile and saw no data;

But then I realized my instance is only a month or so old so perhaps I’m missing data, and Lo and behold I was correct, I just figured it was a 3yo account with absolutely no activity coming back to life, I retract my previous comment.

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fartographer 4 points a month ago

Now I wanna see an animated Beetlejuice/Addams Family crossover

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CodiUnicorn 1 point a month ago

Oh hi there! šŸ˜†

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OpenStars 14 points a month ago

Word:-)

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tetris11 12 points a month ago

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A_norny_mousse 4 points a month ago

Funny, in Finnish a byte is called a syllable. Which would better apply to a nibble I guess.

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Natanael 2 points a month ago path: 0 25756493 25757868 25763201, hotness: undefined, score: 2, children: 5
heartSagan5 4 points a month ago

It depends on the architecture. Some chips have weird words, like the Voyager spacecraft computer.

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A_norny_mousse 4 points a month ago

Oh. Shit, first I didn't know what a nibble is, now I didn't know what a word is ... I'll just show myself out and make sure I never try to write any assembler code.

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Natanael 2 points a month ago path: 0 25756493 25757868 25763201 25765590 25766070, hotness: undefined, score: 2, children: 1
OpenStars 1 point a month ago

Actually that does sound best... but not because of anything to do with you, that advice just applies to all humans for the last basically twenty years. So it's nothing to do with AI slop, but rather compilation got SO FREAKING GREAT that in like 99.9% of cases it does better than a human.

Ironically, one of the reasons for that is that concepts like "word" varies between different architectures (like like "byte" too - e.g. you've likely heard the distinction between 32-bit vs. 64-bit systems). As the other person said it is usually 4 bytes but other times it can be like 2 (in super old systems I suppose) or more than 4 in like super powerful ones (128-bit ones maybe?).

And compilers keep track of ALL of those minutiae, as well as a bunch more stuff too. Like a small(-ish) loop that only runs a couple to few times is far more efficient to just be duplicated in the assembly code, rather than have the GO-TO procedure jump back to its beginning spot. And also it helps immensely to feed things to the chip based on what the various cache sizes are - L1, L2, L3 (though not all chips have all... or even any of those).

So yeah, it's best to leave compilation to the computer to handle, thus freeing up the programmer to handle the overall logical flow and deal with other higher-order effects like code reuse and documentation and stuff.

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A_norny_mousse 12 points a month ago

šŸ¤” what's a nibble then? ... oh, it's half a byte

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Kn1ghtDigital 8 points a month ago

I thought it was spelled 'nybble'?

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A_norny_mousse 9 points a month ago

According to the article linked both are valid

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bss03 3 points a month ago

Yeah, I've always used the "nybble" spelling for data instead of tooth activity. But, also I think more people just use "hex digit".

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Zorque 1 point a month ago

Depends on if its referring to hard drive storage or reality.

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Valmond 2 points a month ago

Hard drive storage: 3.737965139 bits

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heartSagan5 7 points a month ago

Word=4bytes Dword=8bytes=2words Qword=16bytes=4words

*On a 32-bit, x86 arch. The word size on Voyager is like 12-bits or something odd.

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markz 1 point a month ago

Memes can't even teach me about programming my voyager properly. Smh my head.

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notSys 4 points a month ago

Wtf is a nibble?

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embed_me 8 points a month ago

Half of a byte

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modus 10 points a month ago

What's the other half called?

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tetris11 12 points a month ago

jeremy

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palordrolap 7 points a month ago

Wait until you learn what the other seven parts of a byte are called when the first one is called a bit.

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Cyberfuchs 5 points a month ago

One is called high nibble, the other half is called low nibble

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stardustpathsofglory 1 point a month ago

Sounds like a case for the beauty doc

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Valmond 2 points a month ago

Ellbin

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ITGuyLevi 3 points a month ago

Two crumbs...

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gatitaQwQ 2 points a month ago
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