Anon is touch starved

lessthanluigi 32 points a month ago

Been there, man. One time, I was on the train, and I was just holding the handle bar to keep steady during rush hour. All of a sudden, this women leans on my hand with her jacket unknowingly. I know what anon means, man.

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IronBird 9 points a month ago

real and not gay

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Trail 7 points a month ago

I had the same thing as the anon in school, many moons ago. I was sitting in the seat in front of a girl I had a crush on. I thought she had moved her foot and was touching mine, so I sat still for about half an hour thinking I was touching with her. Turns out it was a metal part of her chair.

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homik 1 point 22 days ago

I think I actually got the foot once in school. But I couldn't look with the desk in the way.

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hirihit640 25 points a month ago

Shouldn't have turned your head anon. That's what you get for taking the red pill.

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sit 5 points a month ago

Isn’t redpill taking responsibility and looking sooner?

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hirihit640 11 points a month ago

redpill is looking at all. Bluepill is staying blissfully unaware

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Darkard 21 points a month ago

I mean of it was real leather then it was skin at some point....

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TubularTittyFrog 2 points a month ago

the lotion really helps with that

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AxisExperience9 18 points a month ago

He calls women "grills" and wonders why they don't talk to him

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Redditmodstouchgrass 9 points a month ago

First time reading a greentext? That's just how they're written.

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EmilieEasie 14 points a month ago

This is a very old post. I wonder how anonny is doing now

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BrickEater 8 points a month ago

I don't know what you mean, 2015 was only a couple years ago...

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EmilieEasie 5 points a month ago

Lol I still do that too. "I drive a 2014 Honda Civic..." And I'm like oh damn Mr money bags and his brand new car

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thagoat 13 points a month ago

New kink unlocked

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chicken 13 points a month ago

One time I was in a really cramped airport shuttle van seated between two attractive guys, I was very uncomfortable at first, but after thinking it through realized it was because it felt really nice and I was uncomfortable with that. So since I had no choice anyway I decided to just relax and enjoy it until we got to the airport.

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FinjaminPoach 9 points a month ago

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reader 9 points a month ago

fake: anon has job

gay: anon likes hugs

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