Yeah, they dominated the planet for almost 200 million years.
Fuck coffee.
ObtuseDoorFrame 5 points a month ago
I love how obtuse you are. Absolutely demented, made me smile.
tacosanonymous 4 points a month ago
Rats, humans, lichens, moss, cockroaches, …
emuspawn 7 points a month ago
Rats in Antarctica within the last decade, they have an embassy at the human outpost
Fair on lichen, which are just weird , and moss be plants
TigerAce 4 points a month ago
Fuck coffee.
Coffee plants feels the same about us. Caffeine is a pesticide from the plant. Same with the spicy molecule in pepers. Humans are so fucked up we crave that shit. Dinosaurs were smart enough not to eat that. Clearly there's no hope for humanity, we won't even make a single million years.
WillieShen 9 points a month ago
turn out that they get eaten by humans nowadays
wyldrstallyns 4 points a month ago
Or, made into fuel, children's toys, and let's not forget the, um, adult items they're essential to (so far). 🧏🏼♂️
rants_unnecessarily 8 points a month ago
Fossil fuels are the plants that didn't get eaten up by then yet nonexistent fungi.
Not dinosaurs.
wyldrstallyns 2 points a month ago
Oh! I was under the impression that petroleum wasn't picky. 😅🙇🏼♂️
BeMoreCareful 3 points a month ago
Well, that may work out better
InvalidName2 5 points a month ago
[CITATION NEEDED]
But also, they turned out fine. One of them is right outside my window eating suet at this very moment.
Lushed_Lungfish 3 points a month ago
Actually, I'm curious if the coffee plant had evolved by then. Thinking not.
Tollana1234567 2 points a month ago
in the futurama episode they did.
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Yeah, they reigned the earth for over 100 million years. I'll stay drug free, thank you.
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