A handjob you'll Never Forget

a month ago by gigaqps to c/lemmyshitpost

volore 37 points a month ago

"hey bro, no homo but we need to frot"

"what?"

"if you just let me explain..."

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Viking_Hippie 30 points a month ago

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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 4 points a month ago

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gigaqps 28 points a month ago

*tower falls shortly after the explosion*

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BooBees 16 points a month ago

Hand lotion can’t melt steel beams

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Cum_Rag 10 points a month ago

So when will the second tower be hit?

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bhamlin 2 points a month ago

You have two?!?

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medievalistdruid 9 points a month ago

A second hand has stroked the tower!

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M137 7 points a month ago

And no hands even touched building 7 (it's the balls) yet it fell too.

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volore 6 points a month ago

A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE TOWER

some of you can hear this comment, you're welcome

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medievalistdruid 3 points a month ago

Meridia's Plane!

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Kolanaki 5 points a month ago

Except the plane leaving is when the tower collapses.

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Grass 2 points a month ago

so like... 2 guys 1 hand?

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Master 3 points a month ago

Two guys, two hands... And then someone fists you for the pentagon!

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statelesz 1 point a month ago

The original post is funny, because s1mple actually has that tattoo and wonderful took his place on NaVi.

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Akasazh 1 point a month ago
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surewhynotlem 1 point a month ago

She says my building 7 is tall enough.

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