Pretty Soon, the Only Thing Between You and the Next E. Coli Outbreak Will Be Palantir
a month ago by Midnight to c/nottheonion
I trust e. coli more than I trust Palantir.
Can I take the over on diarrhea epidemics on Kalshi? This country went from Hope and Change to resembling a Paul Verhoeven movie so fast I have whiplash.
What is an E. Coli outbreak? Taking a shit?
Nearly 17 years after the Dead Celebrities South Park America episode, and Chipotle is still definited by making it's customers shit blood.
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Sure they’re not causing it? Isn’t Theil an eugenicist?
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