Inside of you

a month ago by graham1 to c/politicalmemes

An image with two wolves captioned "inside of you are two wolves. the fbi will still hire you"

Since they say beastiality is now okay, there must be a leaderboard for it somewhere...

Danarchy 34 points a month ago

Fuck fuck fuck a duck

Screw a kangaroo

Finger bang orangutan

The feds’ll hire you

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TheGoldenV 13 points a month ago

Gaddamn son, holy smokes. Are we talking about beastiality?

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Warl0k3 8 points a month ago

It's not nothing not least because it's weird they had it specifically listed in the first place and then felt the need to keep that specification when updating the guidelines, but it's not nearly as dramatic as some of the memes make it out to be. The FBI updated their hiring guidelines and removed several things from automatic disqualification; among them, prostitution/sex work, Marijuana use & beastiality. They've all been adjusted 'down' in severity, so now you're allowed to explain the situation (up to some limits, beyond which is still automatic disqualification).

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rayyy 4 points a month ago

Does that include couches?

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graham1 3 points a month ago

Perhaps they need exceptions for some particular candidates that they really want working there?

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porous_grey_matter 5 points a month ago

Well the weed one is obvious, I guess that's an exception they need for 80%+ of their employees (it's not "do you smoke weed" but "have you literally ever"). In the past it could be "don't ask don't tell" but now they know everything about you through the surveillance apparatus...

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mkwt 7 points a month ago

It doesn't disqualify you from the FBI any more.

The man said it under oath, so it must be true. 100%.

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Mannimarco 13 points a month ago

Alright, this one made me chuckle

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realworldschlitz 5 points a month ago

So why did you say beastiality is okay???

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graham1 10 points a month ago

"they say beastiality is now okay" is reference to a policy change which no longer disqualifies animal fuckers from working there

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a_non_monotonic_function 3 points a month ago

They're just reiterating the official policy of the United States government.

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Doomsider 5 points a month ago

You're inside two wolves - Kash is impressed, you are hired!

FTFY

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billwashere 1 point a month ago

DPK9

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