So you're not happy with how Earth is going right now? Well, we've just started Earth 2! ...Just need infinity more turtles. But we'll eventually get there! Might take a while! (We're turtles y'know.)

19 days ago by Rose to c/aww

phonics 12 points 19 days ago

If there was an infinite stack of turtles, and they all took a step forward at the same time, the top turtle would break the speed of light.

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CentipedeFarrier 11 points 19 days ago

If it’s infinite, there isnt a top turtle, but there would be a point at which every turtle above breaks the sound barrier, then another point for the speed of light. According to what I understand about time travel and light speed, that might cause moving backward in time, so if thats all true, some of the turtles really far above the point at which they all move faster than light would end up taking their step forward weeks, months, years, even aeons before the bottom turtle hatched.

And that’s pretty neat. Infinities are fun.

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Tar_alcaran 4 points 18 days ago

If it's Infinite turtles, there could be either a top turtle, a bottom turtle, or neither, depending on what kind of infinity it is!

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phonics 4 points 18 days ago

Thank you for 'yes and'ing with me. This has made my day. I forgot about the vetical stack making time move slower the higher you go.

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umbraroze 5 points 19 days ago

Yes, but turtles wouldn't care for ephemeral human concepts like scientific research results. They'd just go "WHEEEE! SPEEEEEEEDDDDDD!"

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ayyy 2 points 19 days ago

This is assuming turtle feet have infinite friction as well lol

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phonics 2 points 18 days ago

Well they are compressed by infinite turtles which would help with friction. Their calf muscles though.

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Zensate 6 points 19 days ago

I love the idea that after extensive research, scientists concluded the solution to the old earth's problems was more turtles

Honestly, they're not wrong

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boaratio 6 points 18 days ago

It's turtles all the way down.

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Joseph662 5 points 19 days ago

It's about to get literally out of this world

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Stolas 4 points 18 days ago

I want to pet them and feed them lettuce.

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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 1 point 18 days ago

And name them George

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NaibofTabr 3 points 19 days ago

"I’ll build my throne higher! I can and I will!
I’ll call some more turtles. I’ll stack ’em to heaven!
I need ’bout five thousand, six hundred and seven!"

https://cpb-ap-se2.wpmucdn.com/...

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Kertyna 3 points 18 days ago

I got a fever! And the only prescription... is MORE TURTLES!

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southsamurai 2 points 19 days ago

The turtle moves

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BeatTakeshi 2 points 19 days ago

Nice towertle

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