I found who the JZZ WZRD serves.

20 days ago by oldmanalex to c/funny

psx_crab 37 points 20 days ago

Ahh yes, the Jazz Lizard.

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nightwatch_admin 11 points 20 days ago

Jazz Lard? That would be a nice mashup, Power Of Jazz Lard.

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VicksVaporBBQrub 10 points 20 days ago

That assumes the existence of...
-Blues Butter
-Country Margarine
-Heavy Metal Fat

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ol_capt_joe 5 points 20 days ago

-Disco Crisco

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Mouselemming 3 points 20 days ago

Heavy Metal Fat implies Plastic Oleo

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saltnotsugar 10 points 20 days ago

We seek the JZZ KING.

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Setiyeti93 8 points 20 days ago

Bow, for I am they!

Remember there can only be one Lord of the Jizz

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yannic 5 points 20 days ago

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Nurse_Robot 4 points 20 days ago

No you didn't. Repost bot

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Mycatiskai 3 points 20 days ago

It's that Jizzle rod enthusiast.

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peteypete420 2 points 19 days ago

I read that as "jizzl road" at first

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Kojichan 1 point 20 days ago

On a Chevy Bolt? Oof.

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Someonelol 1 point 20 days ago

Definitely not a Bolt. Spark or Aveo maybe?

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blargh513 1 point 19 days ago

Being that guy...

Picture shows an air intake and filter housing, so not a Bolt.

Aveo has been out of production for a long time, also did not come in this color. That is likely a 2013-2015 Spark assuming fresh lime green metallic paint.

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