Give me your best shot

19 days ago by The Picard Maneuver to c/comicstrips

brsrklf 94 points 19 days ago

King guy is so resentful he instructed the executioner to use the smallest, shittiest axe ever for a decapitation.

You know, make sure it takes a few very messy hits. Maybe he requested an extra blunt edge too.

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GreenKnight23 23 points 19 days ago

maybe he's just a shitty king?

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Bademantel 14 points 19 days ago

That's not mutually exclusive.

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tiramichu 20 points 19 days ago

He's not taking the big head off, just the small one.

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SouthEndSunset 2 points 19 days ago

Also known as the “bobbys helmet”.

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hakunawazo 2 points 18 days ago

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tetris11 43 points 19 days ago

Youtube for some reason started pushing roast shorts to me. 90% of it just racist shit with an uncomfortable audience laughing. I hope they take me off that reel at some point, as they've removed the downvote button

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Darkassassin07 27 points 19 days ago

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Kolanaki 19 points 19 days ago

That shit does absolutely fucking nothing. I don't know how many time's I've clicked either of those and had it continue to suggest the same channel or even the same video.

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Darkassassin07 6 points 19 days ago

Are you logged in?

I use these quite regularly and they've always worked just fine for me.

'Don't recommend channel' in particular has pretty consistently removed channels from my recommended list... (As long as I refresh the page afterwards)

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driving_crooner 4 points 18 days ago

Reporting also works really good for me.

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Thebeardedsinglemalt 2 points 18 days ago

Same with the list of 4 related shorts. No matter how many times I say no...boom there it is

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knatschus 1 point 18 days ago

The biggest joke is the show less shorts button, i clicked that every month since it excist and like a clock they come back every month and when i search for a specific video it's difficult to find because every search is cluttered with shorts

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DaGeek247 3 points 18 days ago

Ublock origin has a script for that. I'd forgotten they did that shit.

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ILikeBoobies 2 points 18 days ago

Change your search to a video search. You'll actually get things related to what you're looking for.

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StabbingSky 13 points 19 days ago

My wife has been showing me TikTok videos of black guys asking things like, "guess what I do for work," and the responses are every bit as racist as you'd expect.

She thinks it's everyone making fun of racists and black people owning the jokes, but to me it looks like attempts to normalize overt racism.

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tetris11 13 points 19 days ago

Yep. I keep seeing videos of some british guy going around asking international students / workers, "what's a word that you find hard to pronounce", and initially it's played off as cute, but after the fifth person, it's clear that he's doing it to mock them as he's pretty strong in how he corrects them....

there is a narrative to normalize this kind of "us first" behaviour...

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StabbingSky 4 points 19 days ago

I'm sure it's Larry fucking with the algorithm

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I_Fart_Glitter 9 points 19 days ago

Three dots on the upper right give some options:

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veni_vedi_veni 9 points 19 days ago

You curate your YouTube algorithm by revising your watch history. Delete the initial roast videos you watched and it shouldn't recommend then anymore

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BlindPenguin 7 points 19 days ago

If you're on Firefox or some random Chrome browser, check out BlockTube.

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schipelblorp 9 points 19 days ago

tl;dw?

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affenlehrer 10 points 19 days ago

It's a brilliant analysis of the state of comedy and that it's now basically a tool for billionaires to uphold and propagate their agenda / world view and using Joe Rogan and his comedy space ship and podcast and circle as the vehicle

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schipelblorp 10 points 19 days ago

Oh... so just like everything else.

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not_IO 4 points 19 days ago

break free, choose, use pipepipe and freetube

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tetris11 1 point 19 days ago

pipepipe only works half the time for me, and doesnt so recommendations

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Noel_Skum 4 points 19 days ago

That, I think, demonstrates the duality of roasting. You have to go for the obvious, the low hanging fruit but do it in a way that brings something else than just: duh-huh black, duh-huh gay, duh-huh ugly etc

The only roaster I’ve watched purely for his roasts is Greg Giraldo - a now dead, ex lawyer, drug addict who only got into comedy because he thought he could do better than what he was going out to watch.

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morriscox 17 points 19 days ago

Heads up before the head off.

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explodicle 6 points 18 days ago

History fact: he's holding what was called a "knave's axe". It was specifically used for tricksters - they'd give the victim a running start, and throw the axe. If the victim survived the single axe throw, it was considered divine mercy and the crime was forgiven. ::: spoiler Academic sources I made it up :::

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Squirrelknight 12 points 18 days ago

This reminds me of the story about Triboulet, a jester for the king of France.

One day, Tribulet slaps the French king's ass. This makes the king so mad he threatens to have Triboulet executed if he doesn't come up with an apology that was even more insulting than than this prank.

Tribulet responded by saying: "I'm sorry your majesty, I thought you were the Queen!"

This provoked the king even further, so he condemned him to death. However since he had served faithfully for many years, the king offered him the choice of how he would die.

So Triboulet said: "Good sire, I choose to die from old age."

This finally made the king laugh, which led to him allowing Triboulet be banished from France instead of executed.

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orenj 2 points 18 days ago

Legendary

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Squirrelknight 3 points 18 days ago

Speaking of Legendary, if you've ever played Balatro you can come across Triboulet as one of the five legendary Jokers in the game. All five are based on famous jesters and entertainers from history or media with their effects always being a reference to their story.

In Triboulets case he gives 2x mult to any played king or queen.

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