Xi Jinping Impressed With How Much Trump’s English Has Improved Since Last Visit

21 days ago by ZeroCool to c/theonion

WASHINGTON—Marveling at how his American counterpart’s grasp of the difficult language had progressed, Chinese leader Xi Jinping told reporters Thursday that he was deeply impressed with how much President Donald Trump’s English had improved since the two last met. “He definitely isn’t fluent, and I doubt he’ll ever get there, but he’s truly come a long way […]
lettruthout 21 points 21 days ago

As though Trump‘s English has improved at all lately.

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daychilde 12 points 21 days ago

That's the only reason I immediately realized it was satire before I noticed the source. lol

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samus12345 7 points 21 days ago

Xi went on to say that Trump’s comprehension of the language was still so poor that the Chinese delegation could use English to openly discuss sensitive issues in his presence without fear he would understand them.

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Lucidlethargy 2 points 21 days ago

I wonder how many strokes he's had. I genuinely imagine around five based on how he speaks.

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slothrop 2 points 21 days ago

Xi's paying a tiny bit of attention this time.

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trainsrkool 20 points 21 days ago

almost ate the onion 😂

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blockheadjt 4 points 21 days ago

Oh I get it. Since Dump is unintelligible now, Xi doesn't have to think about the dumb bullshit he's saying.

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Gradually_Adjusting 3 points 21 days ago

My first genuine belly laugh of the day, cheers

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tacosanonymous 3 points 21 days ago

I was honestly making this joke about Melania bc Some shit rag was focusing on Peng’s wife speaking English with Melania.

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