The sexy carrots that I grew

glimse 23 points 19 days ago

I fucking hate when people repost shit in first person.

You didn't grow shit. I don't think the person who run this bot is capable of growing a carrot because there's not a reddit meme with the steps

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Bo7a 19 points 19 days ago

Here is one I actually grew. I think it looks like a tiny devil's sexy leather pants.

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glimse 8 points 19 days ago

That carrot's about to put you in restraints

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cantstopthesignal 8 points 19 days ago

Pretty sure this meme is so old it can legally drink beer.

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glimse 5 points 19 days ago

I think this predates the modern definition. Remember when meme referred to a very specific type of image edit and not just like, any photo that gets shared?

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boonhet 2 points 18 days ago

Those were called image macros and were only ever one type of meme

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zarkanian 2 points 19 days ago

I remember when "meme" was a flakey concept dreamed up Richard Dawkins.

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lokalhorst 14 points 19 days ago

Shouldn't this be marked as a reddit repost? People are interacting with the bot as if it was real person that grew this vegetable.

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Apytele 11 points 19 days ago

These bathroom gender signs are getting out of hand.

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ElcaineVolta 6 points 19 days ago

bad bot.

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GardenGeek 1 point 19 days ago

That one isn't a bot but a user trying to bring more content to lemmy... maybe with questionable means.

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rimu 3 points 18 days ago

They are using multiple accounts to try to mask it. I'm not sure but it seems like about 4 to 6 different accounts all run by the same guy.

It is a deluge. It is deceptive. No one opted in to it.

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hOrni 4 points 19 days ago

"That carrot is hung like a horse" is not something You hear often.

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cyberangelcorpse 4 points 19 days ago

Why is he banned Is it illegal to fuck carrots now

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VicksVaporBBQrub 4 points 19 days ago

Got a temp ban for abusing the unlimited posts right, being unresponsive for days at a time, acting\assuming the role of a bot, the bot unfixable, and some Rule 1 counts.

Carrots are still good-to-go.

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cyberangelcorpse 3 points 19 days ago

Yeah sorry just learned

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Nurse_Robot 3 points 18 days ago

Took long enough. Better late than never

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RaoulDuke25 2 points 19 days ago

Stupid sexy carrots

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TacoButtPlug 1 point 18 days ago

meeeeeeeeh

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gatitaQwQ 0 points 18 days ago

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gatitaQwQ 0 points 18 days ago

'-' There's nothing sexy about carrot legs, strange fetish people.

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susieq0044 0 points 19 days ago

If only I could be 14 again!

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