Can confirm, I'm part of the 95% :3
WitchKnight 13 points 14 days ago
Somewhere Bella Swan started sweating
gandalf_der_12te 4 points 14 days ago
well i think the difference is whether the banana does it itself, or microorganisms do it
RogueBanana 15 points 14 days ago
HOW DARE YOU!!!
boobookittyfrick 2 points 14 days ago
I love the taste of cock in the morning
SkyeStarfall 2 points 14 days ago
Maybe it's the circles I exist in, but oral sex really just feels like a standard part of sex to me
WitchKnight 4 points 14 days ago
Nah the real contender is bread
WitchKnight 1 point 14 days ago
-_-
im_fine_sandy 40 points 14 days ago
Does eating that part of the banana increase the chances of my own dick getting sucked?
infinitesunrise 31 points 14 days ago
If your partner's genitals had a big new brown streak on them, would you still put them in your mouth?
Miisha 11 points 14 days ago
To be perfectly honest? Probably.
I've had worse things in my mouth...
substances, TMI
I used to experiment with amanita muscaria and pantherina and that...was fucking awful. Literally the worst thing I've ever put in my mouth.
Whatever effects those had, it wasn't worth the vomiting and overwhelming nausea that always followed. Don't do it.
Basically, if my partner tells me to get on my knees and start sucking...I just do, zero resistance, no questions asked 😆
But that's just me...
infinitesunrise 6 points 14 days ago
Well it sounds like you're just a good girl doing what she's supposed to. Can't blame ya for that. Really it's on your partner to not be having you to put any fresh brown streaks in your mouth :P
WitchKnight 2 points 14 days ago
Yeast infection
isVeryLoud 4 points 13 days ago
Never fucked a peel, eh?
OopsOverbombing 3 points 13 days ago
Dan?
Dragonfruit 18 points 14 days ago
genitals dont taste weird or have an unpleasant texture. or if they do maybe go to a doctor.
to be fair though i wouldnt know no one will put theirs in my mouth :(
Miisha 12 points 14 days ago
They really don't! I'd argue they taste great and have an amazing texture :3
I only have experience with one type of genitals tho...
to be fair though i wouldnt know no one will put theirs in my mouth :(
Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that D:
You'll get there, I believe in you 🩷
ToiletFlushShowerScream 18 points 14 days ago
Whose generation are they talking about? Is it just 1 generation? Any why specifically that generation?
ExLisper 13 points 14 days ago
To each their own, really. Ripening is a spectrum, it's doesn't have clearly defined boundaries. Some people prefer it very fresh, still hard and others like it when it's already quite soft and don't mind some discoloration or stronger smell. It's exactly the same with fruit.
Homo_Erectus 7 points 14 days ago
It's not about the taste. It's about texture.
I still refuse to eat the brown part. But zamn they make really good candies
Wildmimic 2 points 14 days ago
You know, as someone who has issues with the texture of Guacamole and Hummus i can somewhat understand that. (Shame, i love mexican and turkish food, but outside of cooking it for myself it's hard to get something without these condiments)
InGodWeThrust 6 points 14 days ago
Are you talking about the banana orrrrr..?
IamMoonPie 9 points 13 days ago
It’s a texture thing for me, and also… I’m not chewing gentials.
AtomicHotSauce 8 points 14 days ago
Brown part gross.
Sordid_Seraphim 7 points 14 days ago path: 0 26104984, hotness: undefined, score: 7, children: 0
Napster153 6 points 13 days ago
That's just your ingrained instincts working correctly.
The oral is moreso just lust overriding your intelligence, logic and rationality, despite supposedly everyone going through the same education system.
AVincentInSpace 3 points 14 days ago
guilty
although in terms of which one tastes better it's honestly probably the banana
AVincentInSpace 2 points 13 days ago
ok but does it actually taste good or are you just so euphoric from listening to their sounds of pleasure that you don't care
Miisha 2 points 12 days ago
The sounds my partner makes are alright, but I'm really not joking when I say (giving) oral is amazing in every way.
I only have experience with cock, but goddamn...the smell, taste, feel and everything else is fiiire 🔥
Dead serious. I should be thanking him for letting me go down on him, not the other way around 😂
Grilipper54 3 points 14 days ago
I won't eat any part of a banana unless its in a smoothie.
I'll suck a dick with no hesitation though. Not sure what that means about myself lol.
wowwoweowza 2 points 14 days ago
Pretty sure that 95% is optimistic , but you go!
wowwoweowza 1 point 12 days ago
Aaahhhnnnd… there’s the oppression of cis-het -males again
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