Edgelords sure don't like being edgy when it doesn't match the ideology making them money
Elongated Muskrat gets destroyed
13 days ago by Mustachius_Grumpius to c/shitposting
Edgelords sure don't like being edgy when it doesn't match the ideology making them money
"I didn't like doing crime"
At least we know he's unhappy with his life, so that's nice, I guess.
“Didn’t like doing crime”
Hangs with pedophiles
He "just couldn't do it" because he probably kept failing the intro until he gave up
Wow, I can't believe the Apartheid Emerald heir doesn't like shooting modern slave catchers
A lot has being said about the musky fellow but..
Blue whales have the largest genitalia of any known living animal.
To protect their sexual organs from injury and streamline their body when swimming, their genitalia is often hidden within a genital slit during normal daily activities and becomes exposed during sexual intercourse.
The size of their genitalia can vary depending on genetics and overall body size.
On average, their genitalia length is estimated to be between 8-10 feet long.
Interestingly, although their genitalia is relatively long, the average diameter is estimated to be about 1 foot, with larger whales growing between 15-18 inches in diameter.
The estimated weight of a blue whale’s genitalia is between 390-990 pounds, depending on its overall size.
Additionally, their testicles are also relatively large, weighing up to 150 pounds per testicle, with smaller testicles weighing 100 pounds or less.
During sexual intercourse, a blue whale can ejaculate as much as 30-40 pints of sperm in a single session.
This large amount of sperm increases the likelihood of producing a successful offspring, and in some whale species, it helps to wash out the sperm of competing males while also increasing the chances of being the one that impregnates
Source: https://www.whalefacts.org/...
Would be nice to have this information in sane units instead of whatever this is.
Well, Elon doesn't. He just pays someone else to do it for him. When he tried, he fucking died like the embarrassment he is.
Yup, he missed a VERY valuable drop, and anyone who was actually serious and allegedly played the game as much as him would have JUMPED at getting that drop. What a tosser.
Nah, he just allows the poverty kill more.
What Elon Musk means is that he couldn't physically work the controls out. Not much emotionally he couldn't bring himself to kill cops.
Elon Musk can emotionally bring himself to kill anything, it's even easy when it's not virtual.
Also... are they talking about the impossible to fail bank mission flashback? I'm not even sure you have to kill police, lol.
The first real mission is after that lovely, true to life therapist scene. Now that I think of it, you'd think these jackasses would like the parody of the therapist and other "liberal" characters in the game.
Presumably, the cops were white? Maybe they could have a mod Elon would enjoy where they were black?
Yeah no. People can smell through bullshit when someone's saying something just for the sake of brownie points from their political echo chambers. This guy is feeling uncomfortable killing cops? Seriously?
No, they are comfortable about killing normal people, just not cops
Are we being forreal right now because his DOGE cuts have already killed people and are set to kill like 14 to 20 million people by 2030 and we're supposed to give him anything because he feels bad about killing cops IN A FICTIONAL CRIME GAME!?
My brother in christ, this south african migrant is onto nothing.
No. If we assume this isn't him posturing, him having empathy for fake policemen in a videogame is not him having a moment of clarity. It was likely just the ketamine kicking it.
I'd rather he had a moment of clarity before cutting USAID and killing people via denial to lifesaving resources.
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"didn't like doing crime"
Yeah, killing people and furthering government corruption gets old once you've done it hundreds of thousands of times.
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