Elongated Muskrat gets destroyed

13 days ago by Mustachius_Grumpius to c/shitposting

TheTechnician27 62 points 13 days ago path: 0 26118160, hotness: undefined, score: 62, children: 0
bigbangdangler 45 points 13 days ago

Edgelords sure don't like being edgy when it doesn't match the ideology making them money

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Phil_in_here 31 points 13 days ago

"I didn't like doing crime"

At least we know he's unhappy with his life, so that's nice, I guess.

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CoconutLove 20 points 12 days ago

“Didn’t like doing crime”

Hangs with pedophiles

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FalschgeldFurkan 18 points 12 days ago

He "just couldn't do it" because he probably kept failing the intro until he gave up

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Allero 12 points 12 days ago

didn't like doing crime

decided to play GTA

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ColeSloth 11 points 12 days ago

So..... 4th biggest?

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kurwa 4 points 12 days ago

They're a collective

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WalleyeWarrior 11 points 12 days ago

Wow, I can't believe the Apartheid Emerald heir doesn't like shooting modern slave catchers

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Akasazh 10 points 12 days ago

A lot has being said about the musky fellow but..

Blue whales have the largest genitalia of any known living animal.

To protect their sexual organs from injury and streamline their body when swimming, their genitalia is often hidden within a genital slit during normal daily activities and becomes exposed during sexual intercourse.

The size of their genitalia can vary depending on genetics and overall body size.

On average, their genitalia length is estimated to be between 8-10 feet long.

Interestingly, although their genitalia is relatively long, the average diameter is estimated to be about 1 foot, with larger whales growing between 15-18 inches in diameter.

The estimated weight of a blue whale’s genitalia is between 390-990 pounds, depending on its overall size.

Additionally, their testicles are also relatively large, weighing up to 150 pounds per testicle, with smaller testicles weighing 100 pounds or less.

During sexual intercourse, a blue whale can ejaculate as much as 30-40 pints of sperm in a single session.

This large amount of sperm increases the likelihood of producing a successful offspring, and in some whale species, it helps to wash out the sperm of competing males while also increasing the chances of being the one that impregnates

Source: https://www.whalefacts.org/...

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Noobnarski 1 point 11 days ago

Would be nice to have this information in sane units instead of whatever this is.

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jambudz 9 points 12 days ago

Never once have I felt safer when a cop entered a room or situation. And I’m a white, cis, straight passing man.

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Honytawk 8 points 12 days ago

Don't we have livestream proof that they kill sentient beings in Path of Exile?

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Hideakikarate 13 points 12 days ago

Well, Elon doesn't. He just pays someone else to do it for him. When he tried, he fucking died like the embarrassment he is.

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bertlewirth 6 points 12 days ago

Yup, he missed a VERY valuable drop, and anyone who was actually serious and allegedly played the game as much as him would have JUMPED at getting that drop. What a tosser.

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Trail 2 points 12 days ago

What drop was it?!

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J92 7 points 12 days ago

The embarrassing virtue signalling of the right.

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heartSagan5 7 points 11 days ago

Nah, he just allows the poverty kill more.

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echodot 5 points 12 days ago

What Elon Musk means is that he couldn't physically work the controls out. Not much emotionally he couldn't bring himself to kill cops.

Elon Musk can emotionally bring himself to kill anything, it's even easy when it's not virtual.

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taiyang 5 points 12 days ago

Also... are they talking about the impossible to fail bank mission flashback? I'm not even sure you have to kill police, lol.

The first real mission is after that lovely, true to life therapist scene. Now that I think of it, you'd think these jackasses would like the parody of the therapist and other "liberal" characters in the game.

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finallymadeanaccount 3 points 12 days ago

Presumably, the cops were white? Maybe they could have a mod Elon would enjoy where they were black?

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Windex007 2 points 12 days ago

I really want to hear a fanboy explain to me why a "big IQ man" would find themselves surprised that a video game literally named after a crime involved doing crime.

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fprawn 0 points 13 days ago
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natecox -15 points 11 days ago
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cinoreus 7 points 11 days ago

Yeah no. People can smell through bullshit when someone's saying something just for the sake of brownie points from their political echo chambers. This guy is feeling uncomfortable killing cops? Seriously?

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outerspace 6 points 11 days ago

No, they are comfortable about killing normal people, just not cops

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boonhet 6 points 11 days ago

Killing cops in a video game bad, killing normal people in real life good.

This isn't a rare moment of clarity, this is him making clear which part of society it's ok to kill.

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munsking 3 points 11 days ago

he's fine with killing civillians, it's killing the cops he has a problem with

it's way worse than just not killing people

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LeftReddit2 2 points 11 days ago

Are we being forreal right now because his DOGE cuts have already killed people and are set to kill like 14 to 20 million people by 2030 and we're supposed to give him anything because he feels bad about killing cops IN A FICTIONAL CRIME GAME!?

My brother in christ, this south african migrant is onto nothing.

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natecox -3 points 11 days ago
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LeftReddit2 2 points 11 days ago

No. If we assume this isn't him posturing, him having empathy for fake policemen in a videogame is not him having a moment of clarity. It was likely just the ketamine kicking it.

I'd rather he had a moment of clarity before cutting USAID and killing people via denial to lifesaving resources.

YEAH I SAID IT! I KNOW THIS IS A HOT TAKE, GAMERS, BUT I LIKE MY TAX DOLLARS SAVING LIVES! YOU KNOW WHY, BECAUSE I'M A GAMER AND I LOVE WOMEN AND MINORITIES!

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