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Kash Patel Phished By Scammer Posing As Kash Patel

7 days ago by seahorse [Ohio] to c/theonion

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WASHINGTON—Despite carefully checking and double-checking the credentials of the man who reached out to him via email, FBI director Kash Patel was reportedly phished Friday by a scammer posing as FBI director Kash Patel. “First of all, he’s got my face as his profile picture, so that right there gave me a high degree of confidence, because I […]

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rockSlayer 27 points 7 days ago

Our government is run by the stupidest motherfuckers alive

Edit: damn, ate the onion

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deadbeef79000 12 points 7 days ago

I... had to check.

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hemmes 4 points 7 days ago

Headline seems totally plausible

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SillyMe 4 points 7 days ago

some of these onion headlines are so plausible I have to assume one of them is going to happen in real life at some point

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marighost 12 points 7 days ago

Give him enough beers and I'm sure this will be reality.

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iamericandre 4 points 7 days ago

I bit the onion

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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 1 point 7 days ago

what delicious delicious onion are you talking about?

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BrutalPoseidon 1 point 7 days ago

This one is so believable. I give it 3 months before it happens

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