What'd he say?

9 days ago by WanderWisley to c/simpsonsshitposting

isVeryLoud 48 points 9 days ago

When you mix "artificial intelligence" with the word "super", you get Superficial Intelligence (SI). Probably a more accurate descriptor for LLMs tbh.

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RememberTheApollo_ 14 points 8 days ago

S’not intelligent.

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isVeryLoud 7 points 8 days ago

My snot is more intelligent with its millions of bacteria.

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Nowtayneicangetinto 1 point 7 days ago

There's three kinds of ficial intelligence, subficial, ficial, and superficial.

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Localhorst86 43 points 9 days ago

Make Americans invest in SI-units now

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NaibofTabr 6 points 9 days ago

Scolex Industries...

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weps 23 points 9 days ago

I guess Melania has some Slovenian .si domains to sell

the country she immigrated from

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Neverclear 12 points 9 days ago

*emmigrated

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weps 9 points 8 days ago

immigration is the trigger word

doesn't have to be right

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Yerbouti 22 points 9 days ago

Is next step Intelligence 64? Sounds way cooler.

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humorlessrepost 6 points 8 days ago

Slopcube

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diaphragmwp 4 points 7 days ago

Aii

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AeonFelis 19 points 9 days ago

Quite surprised he didn't rename it "America Intelligence"

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Sabata11792 8 points 9 days ago

Even Trump knows that's not a thing.

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ch00f 2 points 8 days ago

Artificial America

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merc 16 points 9 days ago

Lately I'm often asking myself "is it a grift, or is it brainworms?"

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RFKJrsBrainworm 8 points 9 days ago

I mean it COULD be both, but it's probably just us

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alekwithak 5 points 8 days ago

It's a grift. They literally squatted a bunch of .si domains then sold them at a premium after the announcement and misspelled executive order... So I guess a little of column A, a little of column B.

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baggachipz 4 points 9 days ago

yes

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k0e3 15 points 9 days ago

It's so fitting for a president who pretends to be super smart.

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cantstopthesignal 12 points 9 days ago

Slop Intelligence

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BilSabab 4 points 9 days ago

it was called google-smart before

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joyjoy 8 points 9 days ago

Is the president speaking Spanish now? Sí, sí!

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BenLeMan 3 points 8 days ago

Aye!

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SwissArmyKazoo 7 points 9 days ago

Sero Intelligence

(sidenote: This is misspelled deliberately.)

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Saapas 7 points 9 days ago

SI?

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BeMoreCareful 7 points 9 days ago

NO.

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Neverclear 3 points 9 days ago

SÌ SI NO NO.

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Flower 6 points 8 days ago

Followed by the super bubble pop, and the super crisis and I'm pretty sure it'll end in Super Inflation.

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ch00f 2 points 8 days ago

Welcome to Super Earth

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InFerNo 6 points 9 days ago

Stupid Intelligence

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Sabata11792 5 points 9 days ago

Guys. We need to buy Gibraltar domains and rebrand it giga intelligence.

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rounding_error 2 points 8 days ago

"I dunno. Something about Siri."

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ZILtoid1991 2 points 7 days ago

When will Trump rename "pedophilic disorder" to "American disorder"?

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LuisCrespo 2 points 2 days ago path: 0 26283722, hotness: undefined, score: 2, children: 0
Eyekaytee -15 points 9 days ago

Americans go 5 nanoseconds without mentioning their shitty government challenge (impossible)

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ObtuseDoorFrame 14 points 9 days ago

Smug cunt from Australia going 5 seconds without being a smug cunt online: impossible.

People who "don't give a shit about Palestine" can fuck all the way off.

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then_three_more 4 points 9 days ago

What makes you think they're a Brit? The @aussie.zone instance?

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ObtuseDoorFrame 9 points 9 days ago

I rolled my eyes at their comment then went to look at their previous comments to try to figure out which country they live in. While looking at, like, three comments I found out they were racist and hateful as fuck. I was appalled. Did I fuck up the process of finding out which country this asshole is from? Sure, but I was pissed off and didn't feel like spending any more time on this shit.

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then_three_more 2 points 8 days ago

I mean racist and hateful as fuck could easily have made them an American (and Australia is known for being far more racist than the UK too)

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ObtuseDoorFrame 0 points 9 days ago
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Eyekaytee -13 points 9 days ago

Americans LMAO 🤣

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ObtuseDoorFrame 9 points 9 days ago

Racist prick. If you lived here you'd be MAGA.

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kurwa 13 points 9 days ago

Okay American proxy state

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Eyekaytee 0 points 8 days ago

hopefully not for much longer ❤️

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kurwa 5 points 8 days ago

Me too bud, hopefully you can fix your right wing government too

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Eyekaytee 1 point 8 days ago

our government is centre left 🙄

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