Cockroaches Feeling Very Optimistic About Future Of Planet

7 days ago by silence7 to c/theonion

NEW YORK—Declaring that their outlook is as hopeful as it’s been in decades, an overwhelming majority of the world’s cockroaches said in a poll released Thursday by the Pew Research Center that they felt “highly optimistic” about the future of the planet.
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