Man who claims he spent 18 days in heaven says Jesus is a '6ft Mustang full of testosterone' | News Weird | Metro News

7 days ago by YaksPT to c/atheism

SaveTheTuaHawk 30 points 7 days ago

Good thing he took a photo, or no one would have believed him:

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BeigeAgenda 6 points 7 days ago

A chariot fit for the queen of queens.

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athairmor 25 points 7 days ago

Is “Heaven” the name of a gay bar near his hometown by chance?

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Drewmeister 12 points 7 days ago

Absolutely wild that this guy is being treated seriously by, admittedly the dumbest, mainstream news network

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TrackenDaKracken 11 points 7 days ago

Equally as likely as any other description.

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HikingVet 10 points 7 days ago

I'm not saying the guy is into beastialty; but fucking hell.

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PattyMcB 6 points 7 days ago

I think he thought he was "fucking heaven"

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dylanmorgan 2 points 7 days ago

The new Mr Hands.

Don’t google it if you don’t want to be emotionally scarred.

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username_1 9 points 7 days ago

Drugs are bad, mkay?

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FuglyDuck 8 points 6 days ago

Article says he was skateboarding, landed on his head and woke up from a coma 18 days later.

Sure drugs are bad, but so is skateboarding with out a helmet

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GalacticGrapefruit 4 points 6 days ago

^^^^ Worst thing that can happen is you survive the accident. Wear your fucking gear, or don't ride at all.

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dylanmorgan 8 points 7 days ago

Your most annoying friend describes dropping acid for the first time.

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MagicShel 7 points 7 days ago

Sure, why not? It's all the same anyway.

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Treczoks 3 points 6 days ago

Once upon a time one kept drug trips private.

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harrys_balzac 3 points 7 days ago

It must not have been that great since he came back and all.

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begrudgedcarfolk 3 points 7 days ago

Doesn't anyone think 6ft is kind of small, I mean it's practically a pony.

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FuglyDuck 1 point 6 days ago

Tall for a brony, though.

(And if you don’t know, I suggest you maintain ignorance.)

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Corvidae 1 point 17 hours ago
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YragNitram1956 1 point 3 days ago

No he is not!

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