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11 days ago by OriginEnergySux to c/lemmyshitpost

wesker 45 points 11 days ago

The safest sex you'll ever have.

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RickyRigatoni 16 points 11 days ago

Not if I bring a knife.

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wesker 12 points 11 days ago

Well I suppose it depends on what you're trying to stay safe from.

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osaerisxero 11 points 11 days ago

Knives, ya gotta keep up

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PhoenixDog 4 points 11 days ago

Having has sex with consensual cutting involved....

Go on...

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ivanafterall 29 points 11 days ago

Is this still available? I'm making chili.

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rockSlayer 11 points 11 days ago

Just sold, sorry. Store bought should be fine tho

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WhyIHateTheInternet 5 points 11 days ago

Bullshit. Those store bought skin suits are filled with micro plastics. Why would put that in your body?

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ivanafterall 1 point 11 days ago

Do you have any others? A smaller one would even suffice?

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WaxRhetorical 21 points 11 days ago

If I was ever going to just text random numbers, this is the right kind of shit to send

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0ops 11 points 11 days ago

Could make some killer sausage

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Slovene85 6 points 11 days ago

Yes, send it to OrdinarySausage.

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popekingjoe 10 points 11 days ago

Jesus can't help you here.

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WhyIHateTheInternet 5 points 11 days ago

Given the other things he hasn't bothered to help with on this planet, I'm not surprised. We're pretty fucked up.

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REDACTED 3 points 11 days ago

Saving for later

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einlander 2 points 11 days ago

This is the body of Anon, broken for you. Do this in remembrance of them.

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TokesGirlDragon 1 point 11 days ago

Oh dear Lord😱😱Im gonna need some help not viewing stuff i cant see, cause this shit right here, im out. disturbing as fuck

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