Newport cigarettes ad (1983)

6 days ago by BilSabab to c/vintageads

DarkCloud 13 points 6 days ago

Feels like she's making that face because of his breath

path: 0 26191893, hotness: undefined, score: 13, children: 1
BilSabab 1 point 5 days ago

he probably blasted through a whole pack of fags by then - that breath can kill roaches

path: 0 26191893 26206047, hotness: undefined, score: 1, children: 0
WhoIzDisIz 11 points 6 days ago

Now that's some serious "fisting!"

path: 0 26191279, hotness: undefined, score: 11, children: 1
BilSabab 1 point 5 days ago

SMACKDOWN FIST!

path: 0 26191279 26206048, hotness: undefined, score: 1, children: 0
Codpiece 6 points 6 days ago

When I first scrolled and could only see the top part of the ad, I thought it was some weird travel brochure for Newport in Wales. That’s definitely the opposite of pleasurable.

path: 0 26192444, hotness: undefined, score: 6, children: 3
massive_bereavement 3 points 6 days ago

Come to Newport. See the world's largest car crusher.

path: 0 26192444 26194935, hotness: undefined, score: 3, children: 1
Codpiece 2 points 6 days ago

Don’t reveal the star attraction right at the start!

path: 0 26192444 26194935 26195492, hotness: undefined, score: 2, children: 0
BilSabab 1 point 5 days ago

is Newport that bad?

path: 0 26192444 26206039, hotness: undefined, score: 1, children: 0
deacon 4 points 6 days ago

Literally the only thing in the known universe that is better than vigorously fisting a ripe winter squash is vigorously fisting a ripe winter squash with a mentholated cancer cannon dangling from your lips.

path: 0 26198361, hotness: undefined, score: 4, children: 2
miked 3 points 6 days ago

Now I feel like I missed out. I used to smoke Newports but never fisted a pumpkin with a Newport.

path: 0 26198361 26201440, hotness: undefined, score: 3, children: 0
BilSabab 2 points 5 days ago

i can't have this conversation again

path: 0 26198361 26205992, hotness: undefined, score: 2, children: 0
blargbluuk 3 points 6 days ago

This one isn't as strange as the sandwich one, I still like the aesthetic and general strangeness of these though.

path: 0 26193943, hotness: undefined, score: 3, children: 1
BilSabab 2 points 5 days ago

it works as this proto-adult swim thing

path: 0 26193943 26206036, hotness: undefined, score: 2, children: 0
baggachipz 3 points 6 days ago

Masters of innuendo

path: 0 26194268, hotness: undefined, score: 3, children: 1
BilSabab 2 points 5 days ago

as blunt as shovel to the face

path: 0 26194268 26206029, hotness: undefined, score: 2, children: 0
vintageads
vintageads

@sh.itjust.works

login for more options
2543
730
2596

For sharing images of vintage magazine ads, fliers, promos, etc.

We're going to play it pretty loose with timeframe here so please don't get offended anyone :)


Be nice. All instance rules apply.


Rules:

  • Be respectful. Everyone should feel welcome here.
  • No bigotry - including racism, sexism, ableism, homophobia, transphobia, or xenophobia.
  • No Ads / Spamming.
  • No pornography.

Règles :

  • Soyez respectueux. Tout le monde doit se sentir le bienvenu ici.
  • Pas de bigoterie - y compris le racisme, le sexisme, le capacitisme, l’homophobie, la transphobie ou la xénophobie.
  • Pas de publicités / Pas de spam.
  • Pas de pornographie.

go to feed...