Trump Clarifies That Iran May Bomb America, Just Not Florida

10 days ago by Dispassionate to c/theonion

After Trump suggests that bombing an American city might be acceptable, Iran pretends to take him up on the offer, only for him to panic when the consequences drift toward a state he actually likes.
aeronmelon 7 points 10 days ago

That’s why the Xindi targeted Florida in Star Trek Enterprise. They saw Mar-A-Lago on their telescopes but got here too late.

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