A handy flowchart for possibly the most pivotal decision you'll ever make.

6 days ago by destructdisc to c/childfree

blockheadjt 9 points 5 days ago

"Are you still in college" on bottom left doesn't have answers

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yakko 8 points 6 days ago

The one about Disneyland is the only one I take issue with. My kid did great in Paris and Edinburgh. Not exactly exotic, but there's a spectrum

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UnequalExchange -5 points 6 days ago

.....ok ....well thats YOUR kid . and congratz on having a kid that actually gives a damn about etiquette , the Social Contract, and manners. Thanks for raising them like so.

HOWEVER most of the kids Ive encountered have gone out of their way to disobey the Social COntract. And Im not talkinng toddlers Im talking kids who are probably in high school. So kids that were clearly old enough to understamd that there is a time and place to be loud, party, and destructive and a time and place to not be.

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yakko -1 points 6 days ago

Buddy. The time to be loud, party, and break shit is when you're old enough to know better but young enough to enjoy it. You're not just old, you forgot what being young is.

Anyway my kid is a hellion, but in a specific way such that mainly his parents suffer. Most everyone else thinks he's incredibly charming.

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UnequalExchange 7 points 6 days ago

The funny thing about PSAs is that ofteen those who need to see them will choose to see them and choose to understand them the leastt . But those who already know that the PSA is there to help them and understand them will see them the most. 😂

Thanks for the chart though.

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Lag 4 points 6 days ago

We have to explain it to them with another flowchart.

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UnequalExchange 2 points 5 days ago

They wont even read THAT flowchart either lol

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13igtyme 7 points 5 days ago

I followed a chain and got to "have kids" because I don't do spur of the moment travel. But I only don't because of pets. This graphic isn't very good.

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aaa999 5 points 5 days ago

train wreck of a flow chart, someone ran out of space for "don't have kids" results and just kept connecting questions to questions. inexcusable

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Feathercrown 3 points 5 days ago

Why do people have so much trouble making flowcharts

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darthsundhaft 2 points 5 days ago

Thanks bro

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makeshift0546 0 points 6 days ago
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lauha -6 points 6 days ago

Is this a joke or someone's serious attempt at a anti-kid flowchart? I have kids and I have exactly none of these issues.

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mursejoy 8 points 6 days ago

It’s obviously a joke

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lauha -6 points 6 days ago

Thanks, I was thinking that but given the name of this community I wasn't sure.

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UnequalExchange 1 point 6 days ago

...but given this community....what?

You cant finish sentences all of a sudden?

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mursejoy 6 points 5 days ago

The amount of people with kids that’s come to this community to pout that other people don’t like kids is astounding.

You’ll never find me on a parenting board causing a ruckus.

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