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7 days ago by Track_Shovel to c/lemmyshitpost

sbv 46 points 7 days ago

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wjrii 16 points 7 days ago

What kind of plug is that? Type I should have slanted blades on the bottom, right?

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wander1236 42 points 7 days ago

Type AI

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wjrii 14 points 7 days ago

I had that thought too, but what a weird choice to use generative AI.

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wander1236 11 points 7 days ago

There was another one of these someone posted in a Discord I'm in that had an Escher-esque perspective mistake, so that combined with a non-existent plug type makes me suspicious.

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BagOfHeavyStones 10 points 7 days ago

Not Australian.

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Slovene85 1 point 6 days ago

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whosepoopisonmybuttocks 11 points 7 days ago

Any polarization you want, as long as it's not vertical.

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rabidhamster 1 point 7 days ago

Beamform THIS

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stinkytofuisgood 9 points 6 days ago

Browsing the net

It's a stretch but you get it

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john_tech 9 points 6 days ago

World wide web was right there man

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stinkytofuisgood 2 points 6 days ago

Lmao you're right

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jobbies 8 points 7 days ago

You should've seen the size of that bastard. It was this big [gestures with hands]

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redbrick 7 points 7 days ago

Why's stuff in Aussie always skin-crawling-creepy? Nasty poisonous spiders on the wall, and now this? Just how did this crawl up there and plug itself in is what I want to know.

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Nihilore 7 points 6 days ago

The big wall spiders you see from Australia are totally harmless, it’s the little ones that live underground you gotta watch out for. But even so we’re probably the safest country in the world to get bitten by a spider

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Appoxo 3 points 6 days ago

But even so we’re probably the safest country in the world to get bitten by a spider

For all the bad reasons

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Semi_Hemi_Demigod 2 points 5 days ago

They’re harmless until they drop into your lap in the Ute when you lower the sun visor

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boonhet 1 point 6 days ago

But even so we’re probably the safest country in the world to get bitten by a spider

Why? Do you have antidotes for all common venomous spiders readily available, or are there just not that many of them in reality?

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brisk 2 points 6 days ago

There are precisely two meaningfully dangerous spiders. Redbacks and Sydney Funnelwebs. The former keep to themselves, and the latter have an attitude problem because they have to live in Sydney

Both are covered by antivenin that all paramedics and emergency rooms keep.

Nobody has died from a spider bite in Australia since 1979. The Sydney funnelweb antivenin was developed in 1980.

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boonhet 1 point 6 days ago

Nice!

Any other dangerous critters in Australia that one should be aware of though? I'm aware of all the memes about how everything in Australia wants to kill you, but I have no idea of the reality and haven't ever been myself - probably want to visit one day because I know you guys have some really beautiful nature, but it's far enough away that the cost and flight time make it somewhat of an ordeal compared to a 3 hour flight to another corner of Europe for a weekend getaway

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TrippaSnippa 4 points 7 days ago

If this is even real, it's not in Australia. The power point socket is the wrong type.

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brisk 1 point 6 days ago

Are you kiwi perchance? I've only heard kiwis refer to the country itself as Aussie, and I'm curious if there are other places that do the same

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SabinStargem 5 points 7 days ago

If there is a World Wide Web, you need an appropriately sized spider.

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jankforlife 4 points 7 days ago

all fun....until it starts moving LMBO

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Grail 4 points 6 days ago

OP is this slop

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hancock 0 points 6 days ago

Looks real to me

Edit: damn! I totally ate the slop here. Fuck!!

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0x0 4 points 6 days ago

Why are there 2 cables going from the router to the plug in the outlet?

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bob_lemon 4 points 6 days ago

One is power, the other one presumably Ethernet going into the cable channel behind the plug.

That said, that outlet is none of type A-O, so probably AI after all.

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ramenshaman 5 points 6 days ago

Yeah the outlet is sus

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0x0 2 points 6 days ago

And the 3rd one is what then..?

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bonesawmcl -1 points 6 days ago

Because you usually need power AND Ethernet? It's going to the cable channel at the wall...

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0x0 3 points 6 days ago

Ok so what do you think the 3rd small cable to the right connected to nothing is?

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blackbirdbiryani 2 points 6 days ago

Wrong plug

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heartSagan5 3 points 6 days ago

Needs two more "antenna"

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Greystripeycat 3 points 7 days ago

:-= says it all really.

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Sam_Bass 1 point 6 days ago

does it intimidate the natives?

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