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Man discovers his parents’ coffee machine used 1TB of data in 10 days

4 days ago by slaacaa to c/nottheonion

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The man said they discovered that their parents’ coffee maker had generated far more traffic than they expected.
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scrodumb 70 points 4 days ago

Why give it the wifi password on the first place?

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IrateAnteater 39 points 4 days ago

Probably a "smart" coffee maker.

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runner_g 90 points 4 days ago

The S in IoT stands for security.

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krigo666 11 points 4 days ago

Like I say about smartphones, they are only smart when conpared to the users...

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HumanOnEarth 17 points 4 days ago

Just put on there it connects to the internet to get the freshest electrons for your coffee and boomers will give it WiFi, their credit card number and one quarter of their children's inheritance

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thesohoriots 2 points 4 days ago

It’ll even reverse your mortgage, which Tom Selleck approves!

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BlaestEgnen 1 point 2 days ago

My coffee machine buys the beans by itself whenever it runs low! One less thing for me to worry about - Some boomer with Amazon prime same day delivery

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basiclemmon98 6 points 4 days ago

It is considered rude to not give guests the password I beleive.

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Willy 6 points 4 days ago

so you can make coffee from anywhere in the world, and for firmware updates and to get the latest brew styles.

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Impractical_Island 1 point 3 days ago

You're trying to hook up, y'know? These things happen at a certain point in a boys life.

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