Why give it the wifi password on the first place?

The Moon is 384,400 km away from Earth. If you took every elephant on Earth and stacked them one atop another most of them would die.

Forecasting the weather?!? As advertised?!? Colour me surprised.

Last year he didn't get me anything but offered to trade me two fives for a ten

Incel Island

Mateo simply has to switch recipes to gubmint cheese and the sales will flow.

Fuck off Mateo. Do better next time. Rat bastard.

I saw them in '06 and he was doing it back then too. He had the decency to materialize for the encore at least.

Isopropyl works great in my, uh, experience

X Corp has absolutely zero authority to force anything. Only courts can and as we've seen in USA they're pretty meaningless too.

The longer you obey the more power you give them. Power they haven't earned.

Ignore X Corp lawyers. They're all overpaid losers who could never cut it. Most of them can't read above a sixth grade level. Sue me if I'm wrong.

Fake.

Some conservative men prefer other dudes.

Sir this is a shitpost

I'm partial to chipotle honey garlic

Melania is Slovenian, guarantee this was a Barron grift play. He's good at computer.

Something tells me quality is about to skyrocket.

The only education the guy ever had was reading Mein Kampf.

This tracks.

BREAKING NEWS: Province of Quebec renames Mar-a-Lago to Merde-a-Lago

When an American says something just assume the complete opposite is the truth.

Trash people, the lot of em.

Every accusation is an admission.

He's saying they aren't smart enough to sit at our table.

He's right.

Doubt I can top that but I got one for you.

We had a restaurant server, Fabian, who was perpetually high on his own farts. Everyone hated his attitude.

One day he comes to work and drops his bag on the floor and goes to take a piss.

We stole one of his dress shoes and hid it in the back.

Dude comes out to get dressed and can't find one shoe. He's trippin. "Fabian, what's wrong?!?"

He can't find his shoe. "Who forgets ONE shoe at home hahahahahaha!"

Dude had to wear a pair of dirty old shoes from the lost and found. Only size he could find that fit him were several sizes too big. Clown shoes all night.

Then when he finishes his shift and goes to get changed we sneak the stolen shoe back into his bag.

He finds it and absolutely FLIPS OUT freaking that he had to wear dirty shoes all night how could he have POSSIBLY missed his other shoe in the bag?!?

This was over fifteen years ago and we still laugh when we gather. He carried some psychological issues from that one for several years.