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Chips are love. Chips are life.

4 days ago by zedgeist to c/memes

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Zachariah 70 points 3 days ago

… in bed … eating …

these are the people I have to share a highway with

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Hazel 20 points 3 days ago

Not just eating in bed, eating chips.

*shudders*

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manuremy 4 points 3 days ago

Have you ever had crispbread? Or even better, sour crispbread? I once ate that in bed, was drunk.. The crumbs were there even after like few sheet changes.

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NocturnalMorning 2 points 2 days ago

It's honestly a crime against nature. Who would even do that?

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CalypsoGirl 4 points 2 days ago

Not necessarily an indicator that they're bad drivers. Just be grateful you don't have to share a bed with them.

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Zachariah 5 points 2 days ago

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CalypsoGirl 3 points 2 days ago

Ah that was a fun read and now I'm in on the reference. But my stance on the matter remains unchanged. I ate freeze-dried sweet potatoes in bed before I fell asleep a few hours ago yet I assure you I'm a highly competent driver.

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MrScottyTay 2 points 2 days ago

Counterpoint: bad drivers don't think they're bad drivers :p

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adarza 46 points 4 days ago

warning. this is the work of 'big chips'.

there's something subliminal going on here cuz i just had a craving for chips and had to go fetch a bag myself.

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FauxLiving 4 points 3 days ago

Can confirm, eating chips now. Send help and salsa

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TheImpressiveX 29 points 4 days ago

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zedgeist 26 points 4 days ago

A woman walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a Double Entendre.

He gives it to her.

(Raw and wriggling?)

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hopesdead 6 points 4 days ago

So a worm?

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zedgeist 10 points 4 days ago

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hopesdead 6 points 4 days ago

I can tell you noticed (likely) what instance I am a part of. I was not thinking of that. But if it is gagh, if needs to be alive. Gross if it is dead.

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FiskFisk33 6 points 3 days ago

*nasty chipses

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Leonixster 24 points 3 days ago

I love it when people make fake text memes and completely disregard who would be the most likely to take the screenshot of the convo.

Like, the implication here is that the person making the unwanted advances found the rejection interesting enough to screenshot it and upload it online somewhere.

yeah yeah I know I'm thinking too hard about it but I just find it funny

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architectonas 12 points 3 days ago

Why not though? Both sides might recognize the humor in it.

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Jax 2 points 2 days ago

It's fake

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Leonixster 2 points 3 days ago

Yeah I know, and this could also be the conversation between actual partners, but I'm going with what I think would ve the most likely

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ArcaneSlime 2 points 3 days ago

Actually I posit another theory, the rejector could have found their rejecting funny enough to screenshot/upload, sort of laughing at their own joke.

I mean I'm sure you're right and it's fake, but y'know, other perspectives.

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DanVctr 2 points 2 days ago

Right, but then the colors would be opposite. Lol

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ArcaneSlime 1 point 2 days ago

Fair point lol.

Alright I got it, rejected sent it to his brother, his brother thought it was funny and posted it.

Still fake though lol.

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HexesofVexes 13 points 4 days ago

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sundray 9 points 3 days ago

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glibg10b 4 points 2 days ago

"Have some imgflip.comlf-respect!"

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myyass 7 points 2 days ago

I will complete the ultimate heresy by eating crisps and chips in bed, with gravy and cheese curds =)

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krakloskewm 3 points 2 days ago

That's cool and all but have you ever eaten crisps and chips with gravy out of someone?

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myyass 2 points 2 days ago

No, my imagination strays on this one--please don't be a human centipede reference--please?--not like this.

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krakloskewm 3 points 2 days ago

Of course not.

I wouldn't spoil the intimacy of eating a full meal meal lovingly placed inside some orifice for consumption by comparing it to the human centipede.

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myyass 2 points 2 days ago

Well I guess if it goes back and forth between our mouths while we kiss then I don't see a problem.

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fubarx 7 points 3 days ago

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TheTechnician27 4 points 4 days ago

Those chips aren't doing your teeth any favors!

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Tikiporch 6 points 3 days ago

What kind of favors can chips do?

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baguettefish 5 points 3 days ago

flavor favors

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darthsundhaft 1 point 3 days ago

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