The White House considers anyone that uses the term, “Artificial Intelligence,” as opposed to the highly accepted new and more accurate term, “Super Intelligence,” THE ENEMY!

7 days ago by cm0002 to c/nottheonion

https://truthsocial.com/...

https://www.forbes.com/...

Excerpt of the executive order https://www.whitehouse.gov/... from last week:

The terminology used by the Federal Government should reflect the transformative capabilities of these technologies and the limitless opportunities they create for the American people. Accordingly, the term “Super Intelligence” more appropriately captures the promise, potential, and rapidly advancing capabilities of these technologies. It is therefore the policy of my Administration that, to the maximum extent permitted by law, the executive branch shall use the terms “Super Intelligence” and “SI” in place of “Artificial Intelligence” and “AI” and will not acknowledge the usage of “Artificial Intelligence” and “AI” in any applicable setting.

blackshirt 22 points 7 days ago

The onion is out of business, they can't compete with this.

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superglue 15 points 6 days ago

If you were not already on Donald Trump's enemy list you need to do some self reflection.

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peteypete420 9 points 6 days ago

When i first saw si, i assumed it meant simulated intelligence, which seemed a tinsy bit more accurate to me. Did not realize the fucktard actually meant super. What a fucking idiot.

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thisIsaSuperPrivate 6 points 6 days ago

This is your president. Sort that shit out.

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wyldrstallyns 6 points 6 days ago

FFS. Could I please wake up some day soon to news that this gibbering pustule has popped and repainted the halls, instead? Please? 🤦🏼‍♂️

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fonix232 1 point 6 days ago

I have a bottle of champagne permanently cooled, waiting for the day he croaks. I'm itching to pop it open...

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wyldrstallyns 1 point 6 days ago

I've ideas on how to dress it up for such an occasion, but I'm not sure anyone'd wanna drink it at that point. 😅

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Freeposity 6 points 6 days ago

Watch me make the richest men in the world change the name of their product. -Trump probably

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SplitTheUSInFour 5 points 5 days ago

We're all tired of these geriatric idiot. What a filth country this has become.

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OldChicoAle 0 points 5 days ago

Always has been, but the lipstick looks a lot worse at the moment.

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Zachariah 5 points 7 days ago

natural super stupidity

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hessenjunge 2 points 6 days ago

Nice new meaning for that abbreviation. 😊

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tacosanonymous 4 points 7 days ago

I was already on their list for more important reasons.

This is distraction.

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lulztard 4 points 5 days ago

I'm old, out of touch and European. Is this not a joke? It's posted on nottheonion. Is this from the actual president of the USA, or am I missing some zoomer joke?

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cm0002 6 points 5 days ago

Yes, unfortunately.

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lulztard 2 points 5 days ago

Impressive. Thanks for the answer.

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SplitTheUSInFour 1 point 5 days ago

Trump is desperately trying to attach his name to yet another thing he had nothing to do with. It's not a joke. He has been told AI is one of the most important technological advancements in human history so by changing the name to his term, superbimboism, it allows his mind to take credit for its creation.

It's about taking credit for it. Btw, he makes silly pictures with AI. That's his experience with it.

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SnarkoPolo 2 points 6 days ago

More ICE arrests then.

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Noite_Etion 2 points 7 days ago

China just has AI

Orange man has the super intelligence!

Checkmate China

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Bipauler 2 points 6 days ago

Super Ignorant donny dumdum

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zarkanian 2 points 6 days ago

The problem with the term isn't the "artifical" part---it's the "intelligence" part.

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Artisian 1 point 6 days ago

Well, you heard the man. Time to rewrite all of those tech grants.

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moopet 1 point 5 days ago

I have a low-key conspiracy theory about this. It's to get everyone else who didn't like calling everythiing from LLMs to expert systems, "AI" to start calling it "AI".

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Inucune 1 point 4 days ago

Don't cut yourself on that edge, Don Pedophile, you'll give everyone hope you'll bleed out.

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AtomicHotSauce 1 point 6 days ago

What a crust-ridden, shit-stained, piss-smelling twat of a cell lump.

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roserose56 0 points 5 days ago

Populating one stupid Twitter post all over Lemmy does not make it funny or smart.
Fuck the USA and fuck their slop drama.

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NoneOfUrBusiness 0 points 6 days ago

Post doesn't fit the community rules. The post should be a link to a news article whose title sounds like something out of The Onion, and the post title should be that of the article. Which is to say, choose either the Forbes title or that of the executive order as the title of the post.

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cm0002 1 point 6 days ago

This comm doesn't have rules in the sidebar tho lmao

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